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Internet Humor
The Work Virus

There is a virus going around called WORK.

If you receive any sort of work at all, whether via e mail, internet, or simply handed to you by a colleague, do not open it.

Those who have been tempted to open work have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly.

If you do encounter work via e mail or are faced with any work at all, then to purge the virus send an e mail to your boss with the words 'I've had enough, I'm off to the pub'.

Your brain should automatically delete the work.

If you receive work in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the work to your waste bin.

Send this message to all your friends in your address book.

If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the work virus has already corrupted your life.

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