We survived!
We survived! Now comes the fun part -
- Y2K Survivalist's To-Do List
- Find grocery store receipt for 10,000 packets of ramen noodles.
- Apologize to neighbors about the tripwire incident; offer to replace dog.
- Take up pork & beans skeet shooting.
- Gather recipes for Spam, dehydrated potatoes, and crow.
- Cancel subscription to Stockpilers Quarterly, but keep the free can opener.
- Convert weapons back to semi-auto.
- Pitch "1000 Ideas for Wheat Gluten" to Martha Stewart's people.
- Return 753 videos to Blockbuster.
- Water yard, one lousy gallon at a time.
- Prepare for the dreaded but little-known "Arbor Day Bug."
- Learn how to disarm a Claymore mine.
- Find the jerk who sold me all that dehydrated water.
- Convert my anti-Y2K-Bug tin-foil hat back into an anti-Katie-Couric-Mind-Control tin-foil hat.
- Make friends with the 6 billion other Y2K survivors.
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- Revised '27-Jun-2002,10:20:22'
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- Y2K Center Coordinator: E. Stiltner
