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Recipe Pancake Batter
120g/4oz plain flour
pinch of salt
2 eggs
210ml/7fl oz milk
90ml/3fl oz water
15ml/1tbsp vegetable oil
1. Put the flour and the salt in a bowl and mix.
2. Make a well in the centre and crack in the eggs.
3. In a separate bowl mix together the milk and the water.
4. Beat the eggs into the flour with a wooden spoon and gradually beat in the milk and water mixture to get a smooth liquid the consistency of cream.
5.Stir in the oil and allow to stand for 30 minutes.
Pancakes
1. Heat a pancake/crepe pan and, using kitchen paper, wipe the base with a little oil.
2. Pour in about 1 tbsp of the batter and swirl around the base of the pan. Cook for 1 minute until golden and then flip over and cook the other side for another minute.
3. If the first pancake is too thick, add a little milk to the batter to thin it.
4. Make up all the pancakes as above - this amount of batter should make 12-15 pancakes.
Delicious served with homemade vanilla ice cream.
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Name Pierrot

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Name Recipe

Recipe Thank you, Nikko. Regarding point 1, let's hope that one does indeed equal the other. I agree with 2. As for 4, well maybe I just have a good memory. Apologies to the pancake fans for this irrelevant message. In order to keep your fantasisies alive.... batter, batter, batter and...ummm dirty whisks!!
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Name Dr K Kolowski

Recipe PAN 4 oh right well it became official last wk so 1 yes one really will = t'other 2 well there's no shortage of less demented media but i'd better leave that to you doc CAKES
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Name Simply Nikko

Recipe I am a leading international pancake firm. My 1800 pancakes in 30 kitchens around the world provide a comprehensive worldwide service to national and multinational corporations, financial institutions and governments. For many years I have been at the forefront of developments in the pancake profession. As the twenty-first century begins, I am growing and evolving faster than ever, to satisfy the needs of my clients for top quality pancakes in an era of globalisation and rapid financial and technological change. Who am I?
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Name The Riddler

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe Papa Mole, Moma Mole, and Baby Mole are in their nest. Papa Mole runs up the tunnel and sticks his nose out the entrance and says "I smell pancakes". Moma mole runs up the tunnel, sticks her nose out of the entrance and says "I smell pancakes". Baby mole runs up the tunnel and says "All I smell is Molasses".
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Name Funny Man

Recipe http://www.megavision.net/lahm/alien/pancakes.htm
Email stillalive@toughcheese.co.ie
Name Jerry Lee Lewis

Recipe Good heavens! It's been a jolly long time since I last had a look at this site, but now I find that there is an awful lot more interesting information about pancakes! Once I tried to make a pancake out of paper, but the gas hob set fire to it. I'm afraid I shouted "drat!" frightfully loudly!
Email dafukka@hiphop.net
Name MC Fukka

Recipe Mrs Landers was a help-maid, She cooked food in a wok, Mr Harris was her boyfriend, And he had a great big Côck-a-doodle-doodle, The rooster just crowed great, And I don't want my breakfast, Because it tastes like Shih-tzus make good house pets, They're cuddly and sweet, Monkeys aren't good to have, Cause they like to beat They're meeting in the office, Or meeting in the hall, The bossy wants to see, If you can sûck Hisbalzek was a writer, He lived with Allen Funt, Mrs Roberts didn't like him, But that's cause she's a Contaminated water, Can really make you sick, Your bladder gets infected, And blood comes out your Dictate what I'm saying, Cause it will bring you luck, And if you all don't like it, I don't give a flying pancake.
Email wendy@southpark.com
Name Wendy Testaburger

Recipe OK I think I've worked out the first riddle, the one where you have a beak like a duck and manufacture innovative interior pancakes. You're Kathy Lee Gifford, right?
Email dealy@mathematics.org
Name Dave Lee

Recipe what a recipe jamie
Email scotty61732@hotmail.com
Name scott

Recipe Try our HOMEMADE PANCAKE MIX, which comes with a jug of maple syrup for only $5.99. Check out our website and see why ordering our homemade pancake mix can help change a child's life. We also offer a variety of other homemade mixes including Chocolate Chip Cookies, Hot Chocolate and Russian Tea and more.....CHECK IT OUT!
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Name Debbie

Recipe Try our HOMEMADE PANCAKE MIX, which comes with a jug of maple syrup for only $5.99. Check out our website and see why ordering our homemade pancake mix can help change a child's life. We also offer a variety of other homemade mixes including Chocolate Chip Cookies, Hot Chocolate and Russian Tea and more.....CHECK IT OUT! www.emilyscookiemix.com
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Name Debbie

Recipe you know whitey, sitey, heidi (hi de ho) it's off to work i go, i'm not very consistent with my pancake consumption. like, the other day i happened to be in the 15ieme arrondissement and i passed a creperie, and i thought, hey, i like pancakes, maybe i should get myself a little crepe au grand marnier here. but then it turned out that they didn't have any gm, and i'm off chocolate for lent (but that's another story) and if you can't have chocolate and you can't have grand marnier then i mean what is the point, you know? so i didn't have one. but then the other day i was in simon's town and i was going to eat at the french restaurant there, bon appetit i think it's called, but they didn't have any tables fress so i went to boulders (not to be confused with the singular version in colorado where you live or used to or whatever) and ate there instead. but you know, i'd happily have had just a crepe au sucre et au beurre in bon appetit. inconsistent, see?
Email alberto.frog@freefruitworkhorsedeadringer.com
Name Al (work sikko)

Recipe That second riddle, where your pancakes have won more classic races than you can count thanks to your rich limestone soils: I think you're Figaro, the celebrated barber of Seville. Am I on the right track?
Email docduggan@beard.com
Name Doctor Roger Winston Boogie Duggan

Recipe Not sure I agree with your police work there, Roger. Don't you think it might just be Hercule Poirot, the fictional Belgian detective, as portrayed by Sir Peter Ustinov and others? And while I'm at it, I believe I can solve the third riddle too. Given that you developed at the junction of Slovenske gorice, Dravsko polje and Ptujsko polje, I think it's safe to assume you're of royal descent. You smoke cheroots so you are clearly female, and with over 30,000 residents you must be recently deceased. I conclude that you are none other than the late Princess of Wales.
Email mg@fargo.com
Name Marge Gunderson

Recipe brrr. i like my pancakes piping hot. just like my central heating and my water. but you can't always get what you want, as the song so rightly says.
Email nohotwater@london.co.uk
Name Mr Freeze

Recipe contrary to popular belief, pancakes are in fact the closest living relative to elephants.
Email katebrown@pleasure.co.uk
Name Kate Brown

Recipe where the hell is the dateman when you need him...
it's 3-21-01 and my ex just celebrated his 48th b-day
yesterday
Email justchecking@pancakesrus
Name whitey

Recipe Actually I was distracted by Kate Brown's elephant post - I am undertaking some experiments on rock hyraxes (also known in their South African homeland as dassies, and believed to be related to the elephant despite resembling the guinea pig) in order to verify Ms Brown's claim. My investigations continue. 22 March 2001.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe I have solved the final riddle, in which you are a globally focused pancake firm in an era of rapid financial and technological change. I put it to you that you are none other than Mike Rutherford, formerly of Genesis and latterly fronting Mike and the Mechanics.
Email lumleyrun@castle.dur
Name Joanna Lumley

Recipe the firm with global pancake should not focus so much. what about other patisserie goodies? equal rights for doughnuts...
Email doughnutrun@hatfield.dur.ac
Name doh!

Recipe I would jusht like to greet all the reshidentsh of Ohio, who musht be looking forward to the annual pancakefesht that sheems to happen shomtime shoon after the shtart of shpring. You can shee lasht year'sh program at http://www.ohio.com/bj/fun/trav/022298.html. I've never sheen sho many ushes of the word "pancakesh" on one webshíte.
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Name Ursula Andress

Recipe Does anyone have a recipe for Perkins potato pancakes. Perkins potato pancakes are the best, I would love to try and make them. Thanks
Email jc191@aol.com
Name Joe Chesko

Recipe It's a long way to Tipperary. But potato pancakes originated in Ireland, and as an emigree from Tipperary, I have pleasure in presenting you with my Perkins potato pancake recipe. Take one large, preferably Irish, baking potato, and place it in the middle of the road. Borrow a tractor, and drive it three or four times over the potato, which will become large, round, and flat. Add Perkins sauce to taste.
Email dotty.pee@dasboot.ie
Name Dorothy Perkins

Recipe Hello everyone. I do enjoy pancakes, but I like them burned as that is how I used to eat them at home. They don't taste as good and I suppose they are carcenogenic or something, but it's a question of nostalgia.
Email trice@shy.com
Name Tim Rice

Recipe i like pancakes up in arms, i like pancakes having qualms. i like pancakes tied in bonds, i like pancakes waving wands. i like pancakes rearranged, i like pancakes, times have changed. i like pancakes wearing suits, i like pancakes eating fruits. i like pancakes wrapped in tape, i like pancakes in the cape. i like pancakes served with beans, i like pancakes in canteens. i like pancakes on my knife, i love pancakes and my life.
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Name The Clim Clam King of the Rim Ram Room

Recipe Check out dis Pancake Payge!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.sirius.com/~wash/pancake_man/
Email anything23@aol.com
Name apples!

Recipe COME BACK RUSSELL!!!!!!!!!
Email ksmith203@yahoo.com
Name KAtie

Recipe WE WANT TO OPEN A PANKCAKE RESTAURANT IN CANCUN IF YOU HAVE GOOD IDEAS FOR A NICE NAME WE WILL APRECIATE IT MY MAIL IS PEPE@FREL .COM.MX EZRA@FREL.COM.MX THANK YOU
Email pepe@frel.com.mx
Name JOSE HELFON

Recipe Well you could combine your names and call it Pepezra, that sounds cool. Or you could call it Derek's, in honour of Derek Griffiths, who is the man. Alternatively, I'm sure Whitey wouldn't mind if you named it after her - Whitey's Pancake House sounds pretty good, though perhaps not very Mexican. Or why not just call it Blue.
Email shabba@yabbadabba.com
Name Captain Hogwash

Recipe Hey, why don't you make your restaurant a pancake webcafé, then people could post comments on this site about their pancakes while they actually eat them. That would be handy.
Email frursus@workonasaturday.ugh
Name Felix Rursus

Recipe Taco Hell. Pile of Crepe. Pancakes and Pains. Burrito Hayworth. The Park Benchilada. Oh, Faquit(as). Tortilla Maria.
Email babyface@desk.ono
Name Peter Pancake

Recipe I am pleased to announce that today's date is 2 April 2001.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe sex
Email 5408 burgondy drive
Name Andy Jackson

Recipe What, JUST sex? Is that the whole recipe? Is that all it takes to make some delicious pancakes? That's amazing, I had no idea. Maybe I'll try it some day.
Email -
Name Dustin Myhair

Recipe Does anyone remember buckwheat pancakes from the 40's? I ordered some buckwheat flour & tryed them but nothing like Aunt Jemima's which aren't on the shelf anymore. Got any suggestions? Thanks!
Email dehagin@aol.com
Name E.J.

Recipe hey EJ, sometimes i'm called EJ too, so here's a recipe for buckwheat pancakes for you. . . . ingredients are: an egg, 3 tbs melted butter, 1 cup buttermilk, 3 tbs butter, 6 tbs buckwheat flour, 6 tbs regular flour, 1 teaspoon baking soda, 1 teaspoon sugar, half a teaspoon salt. . . . . . just do the usual pancake thing with it - melt the butter and whisk it together with the buttermilk and egg in a bowl, mix all the dry ingredients in a separate bowl, then stir the two mixtures together. melt a dob of butter to grease your medium-hot griddle or frying pan, then pour in a 4-inch-diameter circle of the batter for each pancake. they'll take about 3 minutes per side, and they should taste great.
Email mondaymorning@tudor.st
Name EJ "Europancake" Richter III

Recipe I`m searching for a pancake machine. So if there is anyone outhere who could help me, please do.
Email mmilicic@ffk.hr
Name mario

Recipe ok mario take a look at this - it's a site with loads of photos of, and details of how to get more info on, a very fine-looking pancake machine. http://www.lilorbits.com/uni/
Email bring_em_on@stalefields.com
Name E. J. Omniscient Pancakeman IX

Recipe Had some great crepes flambees in Venice at the weekend. Do Forni was the restaurant - good place, with interesting dining rooms - the front one is a Venice-Simplon Orient Express carriage.
Email no.tadzio@italy.com
Name Gustav von Aschenbach

Recipe i have left my pancake on the hob (on the hob)
Email pamkake@lardbucket.com
Name Pam Kake

Recipe OK, panic leaves.
Email bin.all.real.men@easter.com
Name Mr Anagram

Recipe love is.....
Email easter bunny
Name pancakes@easter

Recipe Uh huh. Today's date is 12 April 2001. Thank you.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe bin all real men eh? That's a goodie. What's with the panic?
Email noworktoday@boredom.hell
Name alarm bell nine

Recipe Still here, huh? You're terrible, Muriel. No panic, just another anagram - "I love pancakes". Which of course is true, though Easter fare was more in the hash cake line of things.
Email rivierahereicome@2weekshols.com
Name Sasha

Recipe it has been drawn to my attention that normally sad ladsite www.hairytongue.com has suddenly become the finest information source on celebrity pancake chef jamie oliver. thank you for your assistance in this matter.
Email -
Name Mockney Geezer

Recipe We may be down, but we are not yet out. Vive la résistance!
Email pancakerights@bonkers.org
Name Che Zelong

Recipe che, how come you spell your name differently now? it used to have a ue like catalogue but now it hasn't like catalog. i guess you've crossed the atlantic or something. i'm waiting to see the elephant man. i mean, i'm sitting in my car which is on one of those new automatic roads where it just drives itself until the junction where i come off, so i'm typing this into my phone thing because i've got nothing better to do.
Email 101damnations@waltdoesnae.com
Name Cruella Benjamin

Recipe You baštards you killed all those nice posters of the pancake chef. Uh, we should all join hands and knock oppression down.
Email -
Name Mockney Geezer

Recipe I remember when I was playing sax with Henry Jerome's band, a long way back now, we used to stop off in some little pancake joint I'd got to know as a student, and knock back a big old stack of the things. I have to watch myself nowadays, though - actually I don't even have that kind of appetite any more.
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Name Alan Greenspan

Recipe Yay! It's on its way back. Don't you know our little lives are now complete, 'cause Andy and Andy are sweet (pancake sweet).
Email -
Name Mockney Geezer

Recipe OK this is completely the man, man. Whitey, you've GOT to hyperlink this one. . . http://www.lfw.org/jminc/http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/pancakes.html
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Name John Malkovich

Recipe i look big pannie kackes i can no lie
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Name Buggar

Recipe does it bounce?!?!?!?!?
Email biogjfipgfgfgdfhgfgfgfgfgfgfgfg
Name biong!

Recipe I eat pancakes because here on the island i have two choices for breakfast. I can eat a bowl of fishheads or i can have pancakes.I choose the pancakes.
Email livingdeadgirl99@excite.com
Name Living dead Girl

Recipe there's a whole lotta socca in Nice, Mr Richter, but you cannae get a socca in Cannes. and a tower (of special flour) in Nice, Mr Richter, but you cannae get a socca in Cannes there's chickpea for tea in Nice, Mr Richter, but you cannae get a socca in Cannes. socca days on the prom. anglais in Nice, Mr Richter, but you cannae get a socca in Cannes. so try Paris (that's where Car is) forget Nice, Mr Richter, and still you cannae find a socca in Cannes.
Email indianalanpartridge@email.com
Name Indian AP

Recipe Today is 8 May 2001, and I'm back, and I'm in trouble.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Pancakes are my favourite type of pie. I liken the glory of love to them. Thank you and good grief.
Email chamois.mwah@killmenow.com
Name Tom

Recipe No silly, you're taking it far too literally. They are just taking the p*ss out of people who write like that. I advise a re-listen. Anyway I must get back to my WE ALL LOVE PIES page.
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Name Mr Karl

Recipe Talkin about cakes is gay. Especially when theyre from a pan.
Email anonymous
Name dave

Recipe My favorite Pancake Experience is relived everyday I eat a Pancake. Mmm. Im just a guy who likes to eat pancakes. Ive never felt more at home here.
Email TrailorThrash@yahoo.com
Name Stevan Koye

Recipe I LIKE no no, i'm well aware it's a písstake, though i'm not convinced by its quality. i was just a little alarmed by the whole communicating-love-through-discussion-of-carbohydrate-rich-foodstuffs-oh-and-lets-all-be-called-pomadoro thing PANCAKES.
Email boneyM@lankyT.com
Name Brown Boy in the Ring

Recipe You are all missing the point. Let me elaborate: Mix 2/3 cup chickpea flour, 3 tablespoons extra vergin olive oil, 1/2 teaspoon salt and 1 cup water in a bowl. Put aside for about 1 hour Preheat oven on highest setting. Oil a pan and pour on a thin coating of the batter. Put the pan in the oven as close to the flame as possible. Cook for about 5 minutes. Take it out , turn on the broiler,sprinkle the socca with a little olive oil, and put back in the oven under the broiler until golden (the socca should be crisp). You should wind up with something about twice as thick as a crepe, and completely crisp. You may have to experiment a bit with the timing to get it to turn out just right. Eat with garlic or cheese. Or both. adieu.
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe Bungle, mate, I resign.
Email -
Name Zippy

Recipe Sunday 13 May 2001. 8.30pm my time, and lor' luv a duck I want a pancake.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe I am going to Barcelona at the end of June. Does anyone know what the pancake situation is out there? I need to decide whether to get a single or return ticket.
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Name Jaime Ne'ercombak

Recipe Where now? Where pancakes? Still hungry.
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Name Limbo Dancer

Recipe Hildy, you've got a brain like a pancake.
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Name Walter Burns

Recipe o–¼’†‘谚语说"Å‹h”–÷饼“I‘¼«¥Åãô".
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Name `Fuey

Recipe Wow, Penry, that's faaaaaaannn-riffic.
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Name Rosemary

Recipe Gehen Sie und schlafen Sie mit ihrem Onkel, Rosemary. Ich weiß Sie wie jene Art des Dings
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Name Penry

Recipe Now tell me Terrance, do you eat? I don't think you do, do you: not even pancakes. Do you sleep? No, we all know you don't do that. And I put it to you that you are, without a shadow of a doubt, in no sense a lawnmower. I therefore rest my case. Pot. Kettle. You're the one that fd your u, ufr.
Email -
Name Philip

Recipe My friends - today we will all be eating crepes with strawberries and lots of whipped cream. no jam, though. i don't want my lads to get fat. am i the MAN or what?
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Name The Gaffer

Recipe last week i lost my mobile phone when really drunk. imagine my surprise when it turned up in the guise of a pancake filling at my local crepe stall!
Email fedup@stupidringtones.beep
Name Siemens from Staines

Recipe now that's not fair, everyone will think that's me because it was my phone but it's not me it's you. you have broken pancake site etiquette and as punishment may not eat pancakes for one week (socca is permitted, however, if you can find any, which you can't).
Email oi.partridge@no.com
Name Master Bates

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe Now, young Master Bates - Having once again accidentally wandered into this website and seen what passes for its content, I have to say that you're a bit of a sad boy complaining about lack of pancake site etiquette. Have you lost the plot? In the world of pancakes, there appears to be no rules. Except for the First Rule of the Whitey sitey which is "You do not talk about the Whitey sitey". If you are that upset about it all, may I suggest that you resign? Everyone else seems to be doing so.
Email cecilBdemented@grandmarnier.splosh
Name Sosho

Recipe I disagree, Sosho. The first rule of Whitey Sitey is: you can be anyone you like, but you can't borrow someone else's identity. No one, for example, has impersonated Dateman. Or the late, lamented Russell. Or Whitey herself, which would be perilously close to blasphemy. To be fair, you didn't break the letter of this rule. The second rule of Whitey Sitey is: if you post two "my mother didn't teach me to be polite"s in a row, as it looks suspiciously as if you just did, then the first round is on you. Got a match?
Email hot@pancakes.com
Name Robert Paulson

Recipe Dear Mr Paulson - It's not fair. It's just not fair. I want Whitey's V-chip out of me. It has stunted my vocabulary. Anyway, looks like tonight's Milky bars are on me.
Email notfair@onbevoegdheid@nl
Name Sosho

Recipe It's at times like these that I would pestle & mortar myself a stiff caipirinha, fry up a generous stack of pancakes, and stick a Woody Allen film in the DVD. Yep, that's what I'd do.
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Name Brian Boitano

Recipe I've been trying to imagine what pancakes would be like if we (and our frying pans) extended into four spatial dimensions. But it's making my brain hurt, so I will stop now.
Email pancake4d@lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe Larry Hosken raises what is certainly the most important point I will consider at work today. Pancakes, being (famously) flat, extend more or less generously in two of our three spatial dimensions, with relatively minimal presence in the third. In a four-dimensional environment, it seems to me that there must logically be two levels (really quite distinct types) of flatness - what we might call "2D flatness", in which our pancake would essentially be the familiar shape (though it might look very different), extending in a two-dimensional plane but with minimal presence in the other two dimensions, and "3D flatness", in which it might be a globe - a three-dimensional round figure - yet "thin" in the fourth dimension. No doubt if we were living in such a world we would soon develop some new words to describe physical forms in 4D: I for one happily admit that I am entirely unable to imagine a "flat globe".
Email happybirthdaytome@60years.old
Name Bob Dylan

Recipe It is at present 24 May 2001.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Dear Larry, Bob and Dateman As everyone knows, pancakes live in a 10-dimensional spacetime but we only observe a 4-dimensional spacetime. Somehow we need to link the two if pancakes are to describe our universe. To do this we curl up the extra 6 dimensions into a small compact space. If the size of the compact space is of order the string scale (10^(-33) cm) we wouldn't be able to detect the presence of these extra dimensions directly - they're just too small. The end result is that we get back to our familiar (3+1)-dimensional world, but there is a tiny "ball" of 6-dimensional space associated with every point in our 4-dimensional universe. This is actually a very old idea dating back to the 1920s and the work of Kaluza and Klein. This mechanism is often called Kaluza-Klein theory or pancake compactification. In the original work of Kaluza it was shown that if we start with a theory of general relativity in 5-spacetime dimensions and then curl up one of the dimensions into a circle we end up with a 4-dimensional theory of general pancakivity plus electrocrepism! The reason why this works is that electrocrepism and U(2) gauge theory. U(2) is just the group of rotations around a circle (good use of pancake). If we assume that the electron has a degree of freedom corresponding to point on the pancake, and that this point is free to vary on the pancake as we move around in spacetime, we find that the theory must contain the photon and that the electron obeys the equations of motion of electrocrepism (namely Maxwell's equations). The Kaluza-Klein mechanism simply gives a geometrical explanation for this pancake: it comes from an actual fifth dimension that has been curled up. In this simple example we see that even though the compact dimensions maybe too small to detect directly, they still can have profound physical implications. Kaluza and Klein won the Nobel prize for their theory and spent most of the proceeds after retiring to the south of France eating socca.
Email mad@blockbusters.flop
Name Frank Winatra

Recipe You know, all this talk of dimensions reminds me of a message on a minor pancake site (see an early Derek Griffiths post above for the link), in which someone by the name of Darkly Brilliant wrote: "I used to be a clapped out drongo monster and then I pancaked to the eighth dimension where pancake is the creed kids." Darkly must have been ahead of his time (which is odd, because he's normally late).
Email author@work.com
Name The Author

Recipe That Nigella Lawson was on the TV last night doing some of her American pancakes. Fine, indeed, but some way short of domestic goddess. Now that's my Daisy.
Email yeehaw@yahoo.com
Name Bo

Recipe It's funny, I love this site, and yet, at times it really gets me down. So many people, who MUST be frustrated in some way in their own lives that they spend a decent proportion of time here. Hmmm. Anyway. All this 4th dimension talk is taking it a bit far - whatever happened to just good ol' chats about your basic pancake? It's a bit like love. You can't help it, but analysing it too much nearly always causes pain. Happy pancake eating folks.
Email knico@ix.netcom.com
Name Ken Nichols

Recipe Ken, my friend. I applaud your wise words. As a true pancake connoisseur, I hope you have tried the recipe I put on the board a couple of weeks ago. Beware - If you eat too many you'll grow big and very hairy. Oh, by the way, I came over to Boulder to visit the Harvest restaurant and eat some blueberry pancakes, at your recommendation. But by the time my plane landed and the bus got in to Boulder, the place had closed. So I came back hungry. Bummer. Bungle
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe Get it right Bungle, it's the 'restraunt' in Boulder, not restaurant. You obviously don't come here enough.
Email anon
Name anon

Recipe Today is 1 June 2001.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Ken! Bungle! Anon! You're making moon towns out of meal holes. Main tunes out of Milhouse. Surely we are overlooking the spiritual dimension. The spiral dementia. After all, is a pancake a mere foodstuff? A more fat stiff? Not on your whoa nelly, say I - it's more than that, it's the very reason of our being. The raisin of our Boeing. The resin of our Bing. The retsina of our bunghole. The Rosina of our Bartolo. And so say all of us. Which nobody can deny. Non non, monsieur, c'est moi qui vous remercie.
Email nicoleandpapa@boulder.co.us
Name Barbie

Recipe My favorite pancake expearience was when all thes pancakes were piled up in a big stack and they were all about to fall on me, but then they did'nt. Because some boyd had changed how the gravity was working there, so the pancaes fell a bit side ways instead of straight down on me, and I was ok.
Email anonymous
Name Timmy

Recipe Pancakes? No thanks. I prefer grapes.
Email whatimnot@yousee.com
Name The Grape Pretender

Recipe I am starting to wonder whether pancakes are in fact sinful. I do not associate them particularly with the younger generation (neither of my sons chooses to eat them), and yet they appear to encourage unhealthy attitudes. This website is eloquent testimony to that.
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Name Samad Iqbal

Recipe can any one tell me the elephonenumber for the pancae line? i tried calling the operatior and ask9ing for freeephone pancakes, but she said there wasmn't any such service registered. if anyone know s w=ehre i can fin i t, i suppose i coud offfer oral s ex in return. thank you for your help.
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Name jeremiah

Recipe Did you know that the largest pancake in the world was made at the Oval in 1997, when the entire ground was converted into a gigantic frying pan for this purpose? Then along came Inzaman-ul-Fuq and ate the whole thing. While I tend to agree with Mr Iqbal that pancakes are not particularly a vice of the younger generation, I make an exception when it comes to Inzie the Aloo.
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Name Bill Frindall

Recipe That's exactly right, Bill. But the crepes they sell at the MCG taste better.
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Name Neville Oliver

Recipe Well, I've been watching from a distance, from a distance, and I just want to know what's been going on here anyway?
I've gone on a few more trips - one to New York City in January, stayed at the Times Square Hilton (New Yorkers are great friendly people, don't let anyone tell ya otherwise.) and one trip to Ciudad de México (DF).
Nary one single pancake crumb crossed my lips on these trips and maybe that's why I arrived back in beautiful Boulder, Colorado travel weary and damm glad to be back thank you very much.
What is it with this world travel stuff that's supposed to be so great anyway? Give me a travel video (the food.tv channel is great for this) and let me go on a virtual trip - it doesn't really matter anyway since I have this capacity for remembering things that I never actually participated in - I really remember doing it.
I've decided that it's high time to build a house at Shelf Road, yes that's right, a house at least 1500 sq ft, site-built so we comply with the covenants of the HOA. Now, it must be energy efficient with a really open floor plan and bright.
Our best views are to the north you know and if we don't cut down some trees we will need to have the main living on the second level, perhaps above the garage so the footprint is not too big and therefore too expensive because as you know we don't have much money.
It must have radient floor heat (hydroponic under concrete, that's what I want) - it's just gotta be low, low maintenance because we hate doing windows and would rather be climbing. Once it's built, please come for pancakes. First driveway past Tom's Riding Arena on Garden Park Drive. See you there - give me two years to get the house together. Thanks!
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Name Whitey

Recipe I suppose I could explain, Whitey, but it is a trifle complex. In fact, to be brutally honest, it's completely out of control. Good luck with the house, though. I'm selling mine and buying a smaller one - I've decided it's time to be moving down in the world. I'll take you up on that pancake if you can persuade Russell to drop in too.
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Name The Author

Recipe Ashes. Win back. We aren't likely to. The. Now that. Another collapse. We've had. Bugger.
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Name Nasser Hussain

Recipe I like pancakes on my chair, I like pancakes in despair. I like pancakes in the States, I like pancakes and Tom Waits. I like pancakes in the zoo, I like pancakes more than you. I like pancakes taking rides, I like pancakes in St Bride's. I like pancakes when I'm drunk, I like pancakes in my trunk. I like pancakes in the fridge, I like pancakes at Trent Bridge. I like pancakes in my toad, I like pancakes at Shelf Road. I like pancakes in Nepal, I like pancakes, down they fall. I like pancakes when I shave, I like pancakes on Tim Cave. I like pancakes, rind and pith, I like pancakes, Zadie Smith. I like pancakes that I wove, I like pancakes down in Hove. I like pancakes on the beach, I like pancakes when I teach. I like pancakes day and night, I like pancakes on this site. I like pancakes in my cage, I like pancakes on the stage. I like pancakes, Michael Stipe, I like pancakes, Phonotype.
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Name Herr Today

Recipe Whitey - as a fellow virtual traveller, I offer you this useful advice: if you go to San Francisco, be sure to wear a pancake in your hair.
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Name Bruce Chatwin

Recipe I appear to have lost my liver.
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Name Bungle

Recipe where can i download the dirty pancake sex pictures free online ?
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Name hary

Recipe hary who are you and why do you want pancake porn no don't answer that but why does it have to be dirty pancake sex why not clean no dan't answer that neitherl o hary what are you talking about mon
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Name lary

Recipe Nutsmackaway, Nutsmackaway, Nutsmackaway!
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Name Doris "Ann Widdiculous" Day

Recipe I saw a ship a-sailing,/A-sailing on the sea./And, oh, but it was laden/With pretty things for thee./There were pancakes in the cabin,/And pancakes in the hold;/The sails were made of batter/And the masts were all of gold./The four-and-twenty sailors/That stood between the decks,/Were four-and-twenty white mice/With pancakes round their necks./ The captain was a duck/With a pancake on his back,/The captain said, "Quack! Quack!"
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Name Nursey

Recipe Today is 7 June 2001. Go Dobbo.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Dateman. Thank you. Without you, my majority would have dropped to 11174. On this great day, I offer you a ceremonial crepe with lashings of grand marnier. Dobbo:)>
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Name Dobbo

Recipe way ahead of you dobsy - helped myself to a savoury crepe in cafe emm, frith st last night in anticipation of the excellent results.
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Name The Voter

Recipe Now, with pancakes on my mind, but thinking 'bout a case of whine. My thoughts all roam, to pancake vender, and ask jemima to surrender. (with copius aplogies to robbie & the band)
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Name RonKat

Recipe Apparently, Rudyard Kipling made exceedingly good pancakes.
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Name Baloo

Recipe So there I was in Brighton, looking for a flat, and I found this one I really liked though it's a bit expensive for what it is. Wasn't sure what to do, until I spotted the Cripes creperie opposite it. Definitely an omen. Have offered the asking price.
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Name The Author

Recipe Cripes! Well done, The Author. May I suggest that you wash your crepes down with some 2000 Zevenwacht Chenin Blanc? It is a damn fine grape juice. I shall bring a case to your flat-warming, assuming I'm invited. MG
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Name Malcolm Gluck

Recipe hey, that's cool, scribe-dude. your pancake flat is, like, as flat as a pancake. you wrap round, man. wild.
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Name otto

Recipe you make pacakes with choclat in
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Name anonymous

Recipe In this life, one thing counts, In the pan, large amounts I'm afraid these don't grow on trees, You've got to eat a pancake or two You've got to eat a pancake or two, boys, You've got to eat a pancake or two. Take a tip from Bill Sykes He can whip what he likes. I recall, he started small He had make a pancake or two. He had to make a pancake or two, boys He had to make a pancake or two.
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Name Fagin

Recipe give me my pancake dough you naughty bailey brothers building and loan
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Name Gina Lollobridgingloan

Recipe Does anyone know where I can get hold of one of those things which you shape crepes with? You know, the thing which you spread the batter with? You know. See, I've been using a windscreen wiper for this purpose, which started off working quite well. But now the rubber's burned through. I thought that last crepe tasted a bit odd... Anyway, nice talking to you. If you ever need a spoon, you know where to come.
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Name Mr Spoon

Recipe Well, Mr Spoon, did you come to the right place! There's an all-purpose spreader for $6 at http://store.yahoo.com/p4online/calblacallpu.html, also available in a set with a griddle (http://store.yahoo.com/p4online/calprofnonii22.html). Alternatively the guys at Krampouz can supply the genuine French article. http://www.krampouz.com/produits_en/conseils.html
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Name Mr Know It All

Recipe I feel sick. Reading this site is the worst mistake of my life. And I've made some dumb ones.
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Name Cadogan Penn

Recipe I think you should all be aware that today is 13 June 2001.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Misstra - you are a a pancake fiend. I got a bit excited and ordered a pack of 50. Gonna try to sell a few door-to-door. Mr Spoon He's a man With a plan Got a pancake spreader in his hand He's Misstra Know-It-All
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Name Mr Spoon

Recipe I just ate a baked aubergine for lunch and it wasn't very nice. However it was better than a pancake as I am allergic to them. THENK you.
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Name Ed Latham

Recipe for lunch today i had a fantastic moorish pancake - quite a crispy exterior (almost like lebanese flatbread) with a filling of cream, crushed walnuts and mushrooms; served with fire-roasted cherry to-may-toes still on the vine. I can still taste the walnuts. Delicious. I suggest you all treat yourself to the delights of Moro. Nigella thinks it's groovy. And she's fab. Hic.
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Name Melanzane

Recipe jubilee pancake from little chefs
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Name david

Recipe i had one of these frozen crispy pancakes at the weekend. they were awful. they probably don't sell them in boulder. you're so lucky.
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Name Captain Birdseye

Recipe que? are you my goddaddy?
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Name lucy

Recipe (i was referring to david, not mon capitaine)
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Name lucy

Recipe pancacks eez sheet. a lot of crepe. take your shtinkin pancacks and bog off.
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Name Dario G

Recipe Have you ever been to Hanky Panky Pancakes in Chicago? ncakes with a very leathery texture, but still juicy and served with whipped cream. Even the waitresses are delicious!
Email anonymous
Name Ben Dover

Recipe Wapen? Wij verrichten niet nood ieder stinkend wapen.
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Name Armin van Hengel

Recipe Peter, Peter, pancake eater, / Had a wife and couldn't keep her. / He put her into pancake hell / And there he kept her very well.
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Name Nursey

Recipe My process for making pancakes is very simple. First, you dissolve 13.4g of dry lysergic acid in 250 ml dry dimethformamide, and cool to 0°C. Next, add a cooled solution of 3.4 ml of 0.35 M methanesulfonic acid anhydride in dry dimethylformamide. After thirty minutes at 0°C add 14.6g (20.4 ml) of diethylamine and keep at 0°C for one hour. Finally, just evaporate the liquid in a vacuum. Voila! A lovely stack of pancakes.
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Name Lucy

Recipe I like pancakes. Not while I'm alive, obviously, but afterwards. And that's what counts, isn't it. Sure, sure. I don't get it.
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Name Ralph Bellamy

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe That's you isn't it, Sosho. You tried to say webshíte didn't you. Naughty naughty. I am consulting Buffalo Boots on appropriate punishments.
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Name Robert Paulson

Recipe I am delighted to inform you all that today is 21 June 2001. Which is E C 4 me to say.
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Name Dateman

Recipe A Dutch Baby Pancake is an impressive, yet easy to make, way to start your morning. It puffs up big and fluffy. This particular recipe took me to the final of the 1997 California Strawberry Festival's Berry Off cooking contest! You will need: 1 cup strawberries, halved 1 cup fresh or frozen raspberries 1 cup fresh or frozen blackberries 1/4 cup butter 1 cup milk 4 eggs, slightly beaten 1 cup all purpose flour 2 T sugar 1 tsp. vanilla extract confectioner's sugar Method: Pre-heat oven to 425°F. In a medium bowl combine all the berries. Set aside. Cut butter into pats and place in an 8" square baking pan. Put pan in oven for 2 minutes until butter is melted and pan is very hot. Combine milk, eggs and vanilla in a large mixing bowl. Stir in flour and sugar and beat until well mixed. Pour batter into hot pan. Bake for 18-20 minutes or until puffed and brown on top. Dust with confectioner's sugar and serve along with berries. More great ideas at fabulousfoods.com. God bless you all!
Email jschaper@lancaster.cal.net
Name Joni Schaper

Recipe I am, as I'm sure we all are, deeply humbled by Joni Schaper's post, which, if I'm not very much mistaken, is a recipe for making a pancake - extremely rare in these parts. Just wanted to report that at some ludicrous hour of this morning (I guess 5am), in a bar which was irresponsibly still serving me alcohol, I distinctly remember eating a large and very tasty blueberry pancake, which was served with melon. It probably saved my life.
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Name Lou Scannon

Recipe Lou - Blueberry pancakes are a waste of time. If it's vitamins and carbohydrate that you need, you should stick with the good stuff.
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Name Captain Caipirinha

Recipe Joni - Like Lou, I salute you. In honour of your recipe, I have decided to leave Blighty and move to Holland, where I can eat Dutch pancakes, although I doubt whether they'll be as good as the ones you get in California. IAP. p.s. what happened in the 1998, 1999 and 2000 California Strawberry Festival's Berry Off cooking contests? Or did you retire at your peak? I think we should be told.
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Name Indian AP

Recipe Ride a cøck horse to Banbury Cross / To see a fine lady upon a white horse. / Rings on her fingers and bells on her toes, / She shall have pancakes wherever she goes.
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Name Nursey

Recipe Joni, how many Dutch babies do you need for a Dutch Baby pancake? I think you've left it out of the recipe. I have to say, they don't serve babies of any kind in the Harvest restraunt.
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Name Ken

Recipe Now the site still continues to grow / At a rate sometimes fast, sometimes slow. / The posts may be flighty, / But (thanks be to Whitey) / There's no better site they could go. // Old Russell has beamed up and gone, / But Dateman still ticks on and on. / I wonder who next / Will leave us perplexed / With posts that we've stumbled upon. // (I suspect that it won't be Ken Nico / Who is sounding a bit of a thicko. / The knowledge he'll flaunt / Of the Harvest Restraunt / Will never, I fear, do the tricko.)
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Name some ragged clown

Recipe The original issue has reared its not exactly ugly head once more, and I can tell you there's no shortage of tacos around here.
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Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe Um here we go with a message from me to the message board from me. Um my message to the message board is about pacankes. Um I mostly like pacankes in um gravy and maybe hp sauce or brown sauce or gravy with my pacankes is what I mostly like. Um that was the message from me about pacankes to the message board from me. Barry.
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Name Barry Harris

Recipe I say, I'm getting frightfully hungry reading about all these pancakes! Dash it, I think I might go out into the street right now and find myself some pancakes!
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Name MC Fukka

Recipe Ken - I don't find that funny. I have just tuned into the site to see if anyone had tried my recipe and all I get is you pishing out of your mouth. No wonder they don't serve people like you in the Harvest restraunt.
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Name Joni Schaper

Recipe Poet! Joni! You baštards, you killed Kenny.
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Name Eric Cartman

Recipe Ken – Shut yo face Uncle Fukka. Are you Canadian?
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Name Phillip

Recipe Shtop! I feel that I must correct Joni - her reshipe ish, in fact, for Big Dutch Pancakesh with little berriesh. In fact, the reshipe below ish the authentic baby Dutch pancakesh. I ushed to eat theshe religioushly every morning ash part of my rigoroush training schedule. A Dutch Baby Pancake iss an impresshive, yet eashy to make, way to shtart your morning. It puffsh up big and fluffy. The tradishional topping for thish pancake ish nothing more than a shqueeze of lemon juice and shome confectioner'sh sugar. Depending on my mood, I also use shyrup or jamsh. Ingredientsh - 1/2 cup all purposhe flour 2 T sugar 1/4 tsp. salt 2 eggsh 1 tsp. vegetable oil 1/2 cup milk 1/4 tsp. shinnamon 1/8 tsp. nutmeg 1 tsp. vanilla extract 2 tsp. butter Method: Makesh 1 large pancake (sherves 2 boneshakersh or one Eddy) Pre-heat oven to 425°F. Mix dry ingredientsh together, shet ashide. Whisk remaining ingredientsh together. Gradually beat dry ingredientsh into egg mixture until shmooth. Wrap handle of a medium non-shtick shkillet with foil. Melt butter in shkillet and coat evenly. Pour batter into shkillet and bake for 20 minutesh. Reduce heat to 350°F and bake for an additional 3-5 minutesh or until puffed and golden brown. Carefully remove pancake from shkillet, cut in half, shprinkle with lemon and confectioner'sh sugar if desired and serve. Sho! Shtop arguing and eat shome lovely Dutch pancakesh!
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Name Eddy Merckx

Recipe Mya pro karavo, zyara phana zicharo, hieramana sacha baro, h'ygla ro-saro.
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Name Europhobe R

Recipe Oh, for the love of pancakes, you wanna make Dutch baby pancakes, you gotta do it right. Break 6 large eggs into a blender. Mix on slow speed while adding 1/4 cup of melted butter, then pour into a bowl, add a cup of milk, and mix. Add a cup of plain flour and mix thoroughly. Spray 6 oval baking dishes with non-stick cooking spray. Ladle a half-cup of batter into each baking dish, and bake at 425 degrees for 10 to 15 minutes or until puffed and golden (will rise on sides only, center does not puff). Now, there's no point eating Dutch baby pancakes if you don't have some peace sauce to go with them. Drain a can of sliced peaches into a measuring cup; add some orange juice to the peach juice to make one cup of liquid. In a small saucepan, heat the mixture to boiling. Add 1/3 cup brown sugar and 2 teaspoons of cornstarch, and stir into the simmering mixture until thickened and clear. Add the peach slices and heat thoroughly. Look, here's some I made earlier.
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Name Blue Peter

Recipe Dear Blue Peter - I think that your pancakes will be seriously charred if you put them in an oven at 425C for 15 minutes. Perhaps if you had had a bit less of a musical yoof and spent more time in the kitchen then your mother could have taught you better pancake skills, not to mention how to be polite.
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Name Aga

Recipe My baby don't like pancakes, or other things that I bakes, my baby just cares for me. My baby don't care for Holly Golightly; my baby don't care for Whitey's sitey. Dutch babies are not her style, and even MC Fukka's smile is something she can't see. My baby don't care who knows it, my baby just cares for me.
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Name Nina Simone

Recipe Hey Aga boy, as the 50th Imam of the Shia Imami Ismaili Muslims you should be aware that baby pancakes need to be thoroughly cooked. After 10-15 minutes, they should be golden brown and puffed up around the edges, and not at all burned - and I did offer the "or until..." get-out. Stick that in your Aga and live in a barn conversion with your Range Rover.
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Name Blue Peter

Recipe I'm burning through the sky yeah! Four thirty degrees, that's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit. I'm travelling at the speed of light, I wanna make a supersonic pancake for you
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Name Freddie Mercury

Recipe there are not many metals which would be liquid at four thirty degrees but mercury would be one of them. meanwhile, i have to agree with Aga that the pancake would be getting seriously carboniferous at the same temperature.
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Name P Table

Recipe Mama Mia! Vengo a questo website per trovare una buoa ricetta per un pancake e tutto che ottenga è lotti di lotta fra un uomo pazzo da Boulder ed alcuni idioti che bevono tutto il giorno Caipirinha in barra Rogo. Penso che dovrei rimanere nel paese.
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Name Q Formagii

Recipe Mr Table, I think Mr Mercury's intention may have been to correct Mr Kahn's misconception that the 425 degrees to which Mr Peter referred was somehow on the Celcius scale, 425 Celcius being, I believe, considerably hotter than 425 degrees Fahrenheit. I might further point out that both Ms Schaper and Mr Merckx specified 425 degrees also, and wanted their pancakes baked for rather longer than 15 minutes.
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Name Professor Yaffle

Recipe Buono cielo, signor Formagii! Sciocco indiano povero, voi sembrate perdere completamente la vostra mente. Forse avete visto il troppo alcune donne diaboliche sui vespas? O forse lavorate troppo duro? Suggerisco che mangiate un grande pancake per recuperare.
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Name R Spoon

Recipe Guys. Get a grip.
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Name The Author

Recipe Porca miseria. Voi state fuori come terrazze. Non ho mai letto parole cosi pazzissime. Non capisco neanche che cosa sia questi 'pancakes'? Esistono pure in Italia?? Non so se c'e qulacuno che mi puo spiegare. Ciao e un bacio caldo dall'Italia.
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Name Neri per caso

Recipe ot-oh... seems like we got some non-english pancake comments here
there's a translator at Alta Vista Baby. Just how do you think I am learning spanish, anyway? Just cut and paste the foreign language into Alta Vista Baby (link above) and choose something like "Italian to English".
Hope that helps ya all...after I did it, it still seemed pretty silly...oh well,
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Name Whitey

Recipe Hello again. It's been a while and I just love that this site gets and gives such good attention to pancakes. I'm working on a major overhaul of my site MakeFoodnotWar.com which will be up in mid-july. If you visit, please feel free to enjoy my very own pancake recipe that I developed over two years. I still make them almost every saturday morning. Take care all you pancake lovers and aliens.
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Name Brian Basser

Recipe Hello again. Sorry about the broken link... here is a working one: www.makefoodnotwar.com (I sure hope it works.)
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Name Brian Basser

Recipe In Morocco we put spice lambs in our pancakes and eat them and they are very nice.
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Name Mustapha

Recipe I love hot pancakes. They are the only thing that brings happiness into my lonely, meaningless, existance.I eat them everyday. Knowing that there are others in this world that are not afraid to stand up and say "I AM IN LOVE WITH CAKES" gives me a paece that I never before felt. Thank You.
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Name SHJ

Recipe In Hertford, Hereford and Hampshire, pancakes hardly ever happen.
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Name Audrey Hepburn

Recipe Jeg av og til tror at I er en pancake. De sertydelig De er hva som De eter. Og I eter mye pancakes. Derfor I er en pancake. QED.
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Name Henning

Recipe Il Neri per gli aumenti di caso un punto interessante dell'esistenza di pancakes in italia, se sono "sui terrazzi" o altrove. Non ho mai visto un pancake, sebbene è in italia discutibile che il calzone è efficacemente un pancake grande. Perché questo potrebbe essere? La risposta deve mentire nel fatto che gli italiani mancano totalmente nel gusto. Se loro ha mangiato più uomo simile a cibo pancakes, invece di perming il loro capelli, poi forse loro potrebbe muster un mezzo decente football invece di un pugno di pansies. Comunque, io il digress. Che ho significato per dire è questo: nessuno mai ha visto il Superuomo nella stessa stanza come un pancake? Ho pensato non. Lascerò il lei per disegnare le sue proprie conclusioni. I baci nel frattempo, grandi da Italia, come dicono.
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Name Q Formagii

Recipe If people don't start writing in English, I'm going to resign.
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Name Indian AP

Recipe la lluvia en España cae principalmente en los llanos. apesadumbrado. Sé esto no tiene nada hacer con las crepes pero acabo de querer que Audrey supiera que hable su lenguaje. si usted sabe lo que significo.
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Name Miguel Indurain

Recipe That's it. I resign.
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Name Indian AP

Recipe i AM A mAD rABBIT, AND i LIKE TO EAT PANCAKES WHEN MY CARROT HAS BEEN STOLEN, WHICH IS WHAT MAKES ME MAD IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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Name Mad Rabbit

Recipe Molto molto interessante, sig. Quattro Formaggi. Non capisco perche vuoi offendere la tua nazionalità in questo modo. Sulla questione di calcio, non desidero commentare. Non è il mio interesse speciale. Tuttavia, l'argomento del calzone mi preoccupa. I 'pancakes' sono puri jesters sotto il re di pane. Ritengo sospetto che state usando il servizio di traduzione del AltaVista. I vostri errori ti denunciano. Sto aspettando una scusa. Baci freddi per adesso.
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Name Neri per caso

Recipe Neri caro per Caso, non lo ottiene errato. Non stavo insultando il calzone. In effetti penso che siano abbastanza buoni. Ma effettuo che la popolazione maschio dell'Italia potrebbe passare meno tempo nel salone del parrucchiere e più tempo sugli inseguimenti più utili. Non avete commentato la mia teoria circa Superman. I baci da questo lato non hanno los il loro calore...
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Name Q Formagii

Recipe Buon giorno. Today's date, in English, is 28 June 2001. Grazie.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Pancakes brought my baby's momma and I together. I was makin' some at my house with the winda open. Pookie was walkin' by and smelled em. Them smells good is what she said if i remember. I told her come in and she did. And we ate. I asked her if she wanted some sausage. She said uh huh. Next thing you know we swingin' from the ceilin fan! Thank you pancakes. You are good...with sausage!
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Name Old man

Recipe i did cause me some more trooble. i have decided to lock myself away in a small cell, where i will only be allowed water and the occasional pancake. good bye.
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Name Badman

Recipe Today is Canada Day, and as a Canadian born and bred, I like to celebrate this national day by opening up my flapping head and stuffing it full of pancakes, with maple syrup of course. O Canada, I stand on guard for thee.
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Name Uncool Farquar

Recipe Twinkle, twinkle, little star, / How I wonder what you are. / Up above the world so high, / Like a pancake in the sky. / Twinkle, twinkle, little star, / How I wonder what you are.
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Name Nursey

Recipe Oh bog off, Nursey.
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Name Nigel Woodall

Recipe Oh bog off, Nursey.
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Name Nigel Woodall

Recipe I am rated one of the best pancake chefs in the world, but for some reason I always burn all my pancakes and have to throw them away. I've been offered help by a couple of veteran pancake chefs, but I said no. Am I stupid?
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Name Tin "Hem" Man

Recipe I have returned from the sun and I have strap marks on my shoulders. Kinda like char-grilled Catalan pancakes. Which is kinda odd for an Injun.
Email anonymous
Name Indian AP

Recipe Nigel - leave Nursey alone. Bullying is not big and it's not funny, as Ken Nichols will attest to. Chill out, have a crepe and stick your head down the lavvy pan.
Email no email here
Name Baloo

Recipe Let them eat pancakes
Email loiusxv@bastille.fr
Name Mary-Anne Twanet

Recipe "Bob pancaked down on me." - 'Fight Club', Chuck Palahniuk
Email hot@pancakes.com
Name Robert Paulson

Recipe I've invented a new game. It's called "Find the Sitey". The idea is to bring up the pancake site, and only the pancake site, on www.google.com, using as few words as possible. For example, "whitey dateman" works, but "dateman richter" brings up two sites, and obvious ones like "whitey pancakes" are hopeless - that brings up 175 sites, though at least this one tops the list.
Email rememberme@stm.com
Name Sammy Jankis

Recipe Sammy man, that's pathetic. Tell us, though, do hyphenated words count as one? Because "pancakes-upon-tyne" does the trick.
Email fog@tyne.co.uk
Name A Geordie

Recipe Surely I win with "talltomr". The classic would have to be "shakepourstirflip", though, which also works. Amusingly, "restraunt" brings up 14,200 sites, and a helpful Google message asking "did you mean restaurant".
Email thewinner@feeblegame.com
Name Biscuitboy

Recipe Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been? / I've been to London to visit the Queen. / Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there? / I ate lots of pancakes right under her chair.
Email nursey@nursery.nur
Name Nursey

Recipe OK, va bene. Hai vinto tu. Vado in Italia lunedi. E allora devo dire Addio alla 'Whitey Sitey'. Ciao, amore. Mi piace molto la parola 'restraunt'. Con tanti impedimenti justi. xxxxxx
Email Leragazze@dellanostra.eta
Name Neri per caso

Recipe Watson? Doctor Watson, can you hear me? It strikes me that a peculiar case of mistaken identity has ensued in these parts. But that matters little. What is important, good doctor, is that you run like the wind. Elementally, one might say.
Email byedoc@imnotformagii.com
Name Sherlock Holmes

Recipe This is the greatest pancake story ever told. In 1888, the then greatest chefs in Australia and England met in a contest to determine which country's pan-culinary skills were greater. Over a gruelling three match contest in Sydney, Adelaide and Melbourne, the Australian team, captained by Ted "tosser" Drongo defeated the Englishmen, led by Fred "Flipper" Harris. Notwithstanding that Drongo, as usual, won the toss, in a masterful display of flipping and filling, Scud "The Skillet" McGrath beguiled the Pommie amateurs and the Aussies romped home to win the decider in Melbourne. After the match, three Australian wimmin gathered up the pancakes from the field of play and incinerated them. They collected the pancake ashes and deposited them in a small tupperware box they acquired from a nearby Woolworths store. At the drinks reception on that final evening, the wimmin presented the ashes to "Flipper" Harris as a symbol that panculinaria was dead in England. Many years, later, the English still play the Australians every two years for the coveted tupperware box. Of course, the contest has moved with the times: instead of pancakes, they now play with 5 3/4 ounce balls; instead of pans, they use strips of willow. But some things remain the same: "Phats" Warney has taken over from "the Skillet" as the man whose general tossing and whose flippers still beguile the Englishmen. This, ladies and gentlemen, is part of our communal pancake heritage. So next time you're tossing away in the kitchen, or purchasing unnecessary plastic objects from Woolworths, pause a moment, raise a glass and toast our pancaketastic forefathers. And the three wimmin that time has forgotten.
Email royandhg@storytellers.org.au
Name Roy and HG

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Email ringo@thomastankengine.com
Name Ringo

Recipe Saturday 7 July 2001. Tired after champagne-fuelled, pancake-free lunch, and now have to go on a stag night.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe The website www.poetry.com runs a daily haiku competition. They define the haiku as a simple three-line poem, with lines of 5 then 7 then 5 syllables. A random time of day is chosen, and the 21 entries submitted closest to that time are judged to ensure they conform to the definition before a winner is chosen on content and style. Yesterday's winner: "Buffalo On Trail / Now Many Less As There Once Was / Spirits Are Saddened". Now, I'm no literary critic - my field is pancakes rather than poetry - but really. Let me just take a little look at that middle line. Grammar first. "Less" isn't great when we're talking about number - I'd prefer "fewer", but I'll admit that's a pedantic point, and usage is flexible. But "less as"? I eat less cheese as you? I don't think so. It has to be "than". And what's with that "was"? Those great herds of buffalo, whose reduction in number the poet laments, were somehow singular? Please. OK, so we sort out the grammar and the line reads "Now many fewer than there once were". That's a relief, but we're up to 9 syllables. From 8 - oh yeah, it failed even on the syllable count. So we cut a couple of unnecessary words (there shouldn't be any, after all) and end up with "Now many fewer than once". At last we have a haiku that shouldn't be disqualified on first glance. But the style still sukks. "Now many fewer than once". It's clumsy. Options occur. "Greatly reduced in number". "Dwindling in number each year". "Far fewer this year than last". Whatever - it's rescuable. Anyway, I just happened across this pathetic excuse for a haiku, and it crossed my mind that apart from the two limerick-style laureate efforts, we've been a little short of poetry here. So I wondered if there might be any haiku-penning, pancake-eating folks out there who had anything to say for themselves, in 17 syllables. Anyone?
Email hal@powisvillas.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Why don't you get it? / This site is about pancakes / Big Hal is a jerk
Email hkkk@hongkkkong.hk
Name Haikukluxklansman

Recipe Some pancakes are round / Others are triangular / They still taste quite nice
Email dabble@babble.com
Name Inspector Dabble

Recipe Simplest thing to do: / Buy Aunt Jemima's batter / Shake pour stir flip eat!
Email ¬
Name Bobby

Recipe My mother taught me / How to make polite pancakes / They taste fúcking sweet
Email Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html
Name Remote Address: 123.456.78.901

Recipe I must tell you all / It's now the eighth of July / And it's cold and wet.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Good heavens! What fun! / I'm frightful at poetry / But I can do this!
Email dafukka@hiphop.net
Name MC Fukka

Recipe Little Jack Horner / Sat in a corner, eating / A stack of pancakes.
Email nursey@nursery.nur
Name Nursey

Recipe Sunday office work / Waste of pancake-eating time / I am a moron
Email author@work.com
Name The Author

Recipe So many haikus / And yet so little expressed: / Bittersweet result.
Email hal@powisvillas.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Hello Big Gay Hal / Is everything just super? / I do like your shorts.
Email doaskdotell@skittles.com
Name Merv the Perv

Recipe pancakes
Email full@lines.com
Name Mr Clever

Recipe Bravo Herr Clever / Your haiku is a good trick / Wish I'd thought of that
Email hal@powisvillas.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe i'M A MAD RABBIT / wITH A HUGE PANCAKE HABIT. / d'OH! aGH! dAGNABBIT!
Email madrabbit@hutch.com
Name Mad Rabbit

Recipe Hey! don't be Stupid/just be a smarty/come! join the nazi party
Email 0@the producers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe I would like to congratulate one of the winners of the mixed doubles championship at Wimbledon earlier this week: 18-year-old Daniela Hantuchova. She lists her favourite food as pancakes, as was announced by the BBC's John Inverdale. Vladimir "Vladiator" Voltchkov goes one further, and has his father cook him pancakes every morning during tournaments. Lovely.
Email subaru@cliffsgay.co.uk
Name Sue Barker

Recipe flat cake tossed with joy / the ultimate comfort food / sock it to me now
Email offforacaip@lobbybar.yay
Name P-p-pick up a pancake

Recipe thin cake of batter/cooked on a hot greased skillet/we all loves pancakes
Email thanx4playen@micasa
Name whitey

Recipe Mya pro karavo / Zyara phana zicharo / H'ygla ro-saro.
Email thinebetheglory@roseroad.com
Name Europhobe R.

Recipe I don't like haikus. / I find them too restrictive. / I prefer to be able to use as many syllables as I damn well want.
Email yaffle@hassleinthecastle.finescoobydooepisode.com
Name Professor Yaffle

Recipe Pancakes don't grow on trees, you know.
Email percythrower@vegetablegarden.com
Name Percy

Recipe I'd love to contribute a haiku, / But it isn't a form that I laiku. / Still, although it's not time / For my third little rhyme, / While the iron is hot I must straiku. // So the Riddler appears to be dead, / While Kolowski and Neri have fled. / I don't know this Percy, / But how I love Nursey! / I bet she's tremendous in bed. // Now pancakes, I've mentioned, are quick, / But eating them fast is just sick. / I urge you to savour / That wonderful flavour / Of cakes from a pan that's non-stick.
Email poet@andrewmotion.idiot
Name some ragged clown

Recipe I tend to agree with Percy, although I wish he didn't keep looking up my skirt. While I'm on this site, I would like to say that I once experimented with two pancakes stuck together with safety pins, instead of wearing any knickers. byeeeeeeee!
Email cdimmock@bbc.co.uk
Name Charlie

Recipe Percy. I have a confession. It was me wot done in the blue peter garden in February 1980. As I recall, it was on Shrove Tuesday. Ha! Ha!
Email jdeakin@perfectalibi.com
Name Joey

Recipe cherry pie. please stand up.
Email dude@youcantspell.com
Name The Real Joey Deacon

Recipe Tomb raiding for sport / I'm sure Lara eats pancakes / Whence her energy
Email shemarriedabrityouknow@mymistresseyesarenothinglikeaspoon.co.uk
Name Jolie Fan #1

Recipe Friday the thirteenth / When pancakes may be poisoned / But lucky for some.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Geoffrey! You fukka!/You’ve sold Zippy, George and me!/Choke on your pancake!
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe more and more, i find, / i have no tacos at all: / i'm sane but even.
Email rbenzinger@morningpost.com
Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe Eat pancakes during/Prescaling of game objects/For laughing level.
Email stefan@derhit.co.de
Name Winbricklayer

Recipe so i was watching 'two or three things to do ten times in denver when i know i hate you being dead about her' when the mouse ran in with a pan in its cake. 'hello mouse' i said, and it squeaked "armitage shanks" in reply, leaving pictures of contract sanitaryware for my persual. basins, baths, sinks, shower fittings, bidets, taps and faucets: it was all there for me, and reasonably priced too, but all i wanted was some vegemite toast.
Email hitla@home.com
Name Ice Hitla

Recipe Pancakes can be very bouncy if you get a lot of them. Skippy once posted that you could bounce to Australia on them, but I can't comment on that. Certainly I think you could bounce up and down high enough to hit your head on the ceiling each time, and eventually you could knock yourself unconscious.
Email rogo@pogo.ono
Name Rogo

Recipe Am I Jonathan Ross or Barry Norman or French and Saunders or Clive Anderson or Clive James or Denis Nordern or Julian Clary or Dale Winton or Victoria Wood or Maureen Lipman or Anthea Turner?
Email .
Name No

Recipe Hail to the Captain!/Cachaca, lime and sugar/Oh! I tempt you so!
Email thankheavensforcaip.com
Name Captain Caipirinha

Recipe 5 pounds pot 1pound flour 1 egg 2 pounds sugar cook and eat my recipe for super special potty pankakes
Email funky_chicken@aol.com
Name Hyde

Recipe I don't give a hoooot for your pancakes, you loooonatics. I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Email givemedrunkinmytrunkkeepmemonking@singhosanna.org
Name Yodel

Recipe ONE DAY ON BUTTON MOON, A PANCAKE CALLED MR SPOON, DROPPED IN FOR A NUMBER 2. WHILE SITTING ON A SAUSAGE HE CAME IN MY COTTAGE AND SAT WITH A GREAT BIG BABOON. DA DAH. I SEE DEAD PANCAKES!!! AGGHHH. WARNING!!! DON'T EAT TOO MANY COS' YOU'LL END UP LOOKING LIKE MONICA LEWINSKY.(OH NO).
Email not tellin' yeh
Name mr.d.ough

Recipe I was reminded of Old man's treatise on pancakes and sausage when I read the comic "Ghost Pimp" (in the recent Monkeysuit collection, "Viva La Monkeysuit"). In this comic, a lovelorn swain, acting on the advice of Ghost Pimp, asks the object of his affections what she would "like for breakfast tomorrow morning after [they] [swung from the ceilin fan] all night." Her answer: "Pancakes and sausage." Here is a meal that resonates with the ur-romantic that lurks within our deepest subconscious and stuff.
Email pancake4d@lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe It's pancake day in class 3! http://atschool.eduweb.co.uk/eshce.durham/pancakes.htm
Email bb@powers.com
Name Billy Bob

Recipe I remember Sammy Jankis. And he posted a while back with a new game, where you have to type things into Google to find this site. Thing is, Sammy, Google hasn't updated its record of this page since some time between 17 April 2000 and 2 May 2000 (Dateman's two posts around that time). Or possibly Google has a limit on the length of pages and so just gives up at that point. Locating the exact cut-off point is easy. Search on "lincoln harmless creo nyet" (from Rob "the really persistent guy" Tucker's first post), and you get the Whitey sitey no problem. But search for the post immediately after that with "banana chips anne hatstand", and Google is stumped. So any search string from that point on is useless, at least as of today. Can't remember today's date, though - perhaps someone could help me there.
Email googly@boogly.hoo
Name Googleboy

Recipe July twenty-third. / Always happy to oblige. / Bored of haikus, though.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Just wanted to thank Larry Hosken for his kind suggestion that it is the ur-romantic within me (rather than the tragic nerd within me) that provokes me to post to this site from time to time.
Email author@work.com
Name The Author

Recipe I command you.
Email seasons.greetings@radiotaxis.com
Name Booking Desk

Recipe My favorite pancake experience involves waiting on Main Street, downtown Potterville for my taxi. Should be Ernie driving it, but I guess he's gone round to Whitefriars. Maybe his friend Bert got a little confused. Oh, and I had a pancake under my hat.
Email merrychristmasbuildingandloan@22notpottervilleno.com
Name George Bailey

Recipe i am cold and flat asa pancake and its all over now baby blue
Email es@kimo.com
Name Even Steven

Recipe Of all the pancake joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.
Email rick@hereslookingatyoukid.mr
Name What watch?

Recipe Just stumbled across this. It's probably the largest one-page site I've ever seen on the web. Shows what an interesting anthrop. experiment the internet is. Give an infinite number of monkeys typewriters, and do they write Shakespeare? Uh uh. They write a load of nonsense about pancakes. Who knew, as the singer says.
Email stoopidmaachine@clevermonkey.com
Name Desmond Morris

Recipe Good evening. Here is the latest news from the BBC Newsroom. http://web.lfw.org/jminc/Pancake/http://news.bbc.co.uk
Email help@cantstoplaughing.com
Name John Humphreys

Recipe oh boy oh boy oh boy, do i have some tacos for you. taco, tacas, tacat; tacamus, tacatis, er...
Email rbenzinger@morningpost.com
Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe I don't think pancakes have ever appealed to the younger generation. Anyway, I don't really know who this younger generation is. I don't think they could get into a pancake restraunt anyway. But pancakes are hard to follow; I mean you actually have to like pancakes to follow them: and my motto is, never follow anything. I don't know what the motto of the younger generation is, but I would think they'd have to follow their parents. I mean, what would some parent say to his kid if the kid came home with a glass eye, a tub of maple syrup and a pocketful of feathers? He'd say, "Who are you following?" And the poor kid would have to stand there with water in his shoes, a bow tie on his ear and soot pouring out of his belly button and say, "Jazz, Father, I've been following pancakes." And his father would probably say, "Get a broom and clean up all that soot before you go to sleep." Then the kid's mother would tell her friends, "Oh yes, our little Donald, he's part of the younger generation, you know."
Email sideshowtom@springfield.huh
Name Playboy Bob

Recipe Yuh ever buck a gal whey deep like bucket/ Draw fi yuh needle an yuh needle caan stitch it/ Draw fi yuh axe, and like a sow yuh all a chop it/ Draw fi yuh pancake and like a rung yuh all a dig it/ Is like a riverside up pon di banking yuh tek it/ Is like a bicycle suh yuh hold it and dash it/ Now yuh wash it, suh yuh crash it she a tell yuh say yuh /crabbit Gal she a beg yuh an a bawl seh yuh fi stop it/ Badman plug in, a mi a move like electric/ Is like a basketball, she tek time out fi vomit/ Unuh listen to mi stlye an unuh listen to mi lyrics/ A Beenie Man deh yah, mi a drop it ( a seh)
Email Beenieman@BujuBanton.com
Name Soca Man

Recipe I have just cum across this webshïte and I have to say that I am utterly appalled at its horrendously pornògraphic content. I have written to the bcn.boulder web administrator, the Controller of the BBC and the Secretary-General of the United Nations in order to have the problem addressed. I cannot believe that people can broadcast this kind of obscene material and find it funny. I mean, don’t you think that some depraved and corrupt individuals may log on and be tempted to pen pornògraphic haiku? Or that impressionable children may tune in and think that it is perfectly acceptable to discuss pancake fetishes so openly? As a parent and as a responsible citizen, I cannot stand by and take this any longer. I think this whole thing is un utterly bad taste. Unlike the crepe aux champignons which I had this afternoon, which was great.
Email brainlesstwat@bandwagon.gov
Name Tessa Jowell

Recipe Whitey - here's another one you have to hyperlink: http://www.plasticbag.org/2001_07_29_secret_archive.shtml#4838174
Email maxclifford@pancake.pr
Name AEP McSharebottom

Recipe I meant to tell you all: last Friday, I didn't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, I f¨¶cked my ankle all day long.
Email upanddown@chessington.com
Name Uncle Farquahar

Recipe Trouble with bouncing off a really springy pancake is that, although the next one you bounce onto may be a very fine pancake in its own right, you generally bounce off it again pretty quickly. And where's the fun in that?
Email a.bstard@bad.org
Name Alan B'stard

Recipe It's 1 August 2001. Time flies, I'm told.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Socca believed in the green pancake, the orgiastic crepe which year by year recedes before us. It eluded us then, but that's no matter. Tomorrow, we shall make a better batter, buy a non-stick pan. So we beat on butter against the batter, borne back ceaselessly into the past.
Email trimalchio@westegg.com
Name Nick

Recipe I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it.
Email 185@allout.com
Name Abraham Lincoln

Recipe I so do believe it, man.
Email letmeintoyourdream@isaidthat.com
Name Robert Zimmerman

Recipe At 4 o'clock next afternoon a station taxi stopped at the gate and Dick got out. Suddenly, off balance, Nicole ran from the terrace to meet him, breathless with her effort at self-control. "Where's the pancake?" she asked. "I left it in Arles. I didn't feel like eating any more." "I thought from your note you'd be gone several days." "I ran into a socca and some caip." "Did you have fun?" "Just as much as anybody has running away from things."
Email zippy@zztop.com
Name Zelda

Recipe Well it's not really a recipe, but the best hangover cure I have ever known. 3 nurofen, 2 cups of tea and a packet of refreshers. Sorted me out a treat this morning! Actually I think that pestled up refreshers could make a great pancake topping - in fact grind the nurofen in with them, dust the powder over the pancake, immerse the pancake in a bowl containing 2 cups of tea. Et voila! A hangover pancake!
Email hang@over.gon
Name B

Recipe Nurofen shmoorofen. I recommend another type of powder in my pancake. But I am such a fat fûck I will eat anything.
Email pablo&diablo.com
Name Pablo E

Recipe Does anyone out there have the secret recipe for Perkins pancakes?
Email pilce@onebox.com
Name pilce

Recipe I don't know how I ended up here - I was looking for a site about Dynasty, as I am a big fan. Still, while I'm here maybe you could visit my page? I am finding it hard to get members to join - so far there are only 2! So, if you remember the good old days when Dynasty was on a Friday night at 8.10pm, then my site is for you. http://uk.clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/dynastyfansunite - check it out and become a member and I promise I'll come back with a special Dynasty pancake recipe! Thanks. Mads.....
Email maddie_adams@yahoo.co.uk
Name Maddie Adams

Recipe Maddie - I can recommend a good shrink. You sure as hell need one.
Email 0@the producers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Well something funny's going on here, but then funny things are going on everywhere at the moment. Now I've never actually posted a recipe before, but several people have now asked how to make Perkins pancakes, and I think in the interest of variety on the site it's time this mystery was solved. The recipe is a closely-guarded trade secret, of course, so mine is for replica pancakes rather than the real things. The magic ingredient is club soda - Perkins' pancakes' lightness comes from the CO2, you see. So to make 10 8-inch examples of the Author's Famous Perkins Replica Pancakes, here's what you do. Take 4 cups of Bisquik or Jiffy mixture, beat in three large eggs, pour in 2.5 cups of club soda, and add a quarter of a cup of melted margarine. Whisk gently but thoroughly, then fire up the griddle / skillet / pan. A tablespoon of vegetable oil in the preheated skillet for each pancake; 1/2 cup batter for each pancake. Flip once when you see open bubbles appear and the edges look dry.
Email author@work.com
Name The Author

Recipe Mary, Mary, quite contrary, / How does your garden grow? / With silver bells and còckleshells, / And pancakes all in a row.
Email nursey@nursery.nur
Name Nursey

Recipe 8 August 2001: that's T minus one month.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe I'm in Chicago and we have pancakes galore,but I'm sorry..hands down I love IHOP's version of French Pancakes..At home..I make my son and I APPLE pancakes..it's a family tradition. With granny smith apples in chunks and then fry them in butter...OR...I make them by putting a bit of oil in the pan..using a ladel and dropping it onto the lipped pan...It's crispy on the outside that way..depends on what mood we're in. I like them heavy, for cooking in oil...but light when fried in butter...With apple pancakes, nothing beats cinnamon syrup. I take Maple syrup and put it in a sauce pan...drop a large handful of 'Red Hots' in them..and stir until the syrup is warm...Then...let the syrup sit about 15 minutes ...When you're done..you have an awsome red cinnamon syrup that goes great with the apples...YEAH!!!!!
Email Rozarooni@aol.com
Name Roz

Recipe Remembering Sammy Jankis as I do, I've been playing Find the Sitey on http://www-english.lycos.com/ which seems to use a more up-to-date record of the sitey than Google. The classics like "shakepourstirflip" work of course. So does "dafukka", by the way, which is shorter than "talltomr", so I've taken the biscuit from Biscuitboy. And Googleboy's "banana chips anne hatstand" does the business, though the sitey appears as #3 of 7. Not sure how recent it gets, but "diggadean" works, which is certainly progess.
Email lycos@psychos.com
Name Lord Lycos

Recipe As of August 10, 2001, this page displayed a family-safe photo with a rabbit and (I think) some pancakes: http://www.fsinet.or.jp/~sokaisha/rabbit/rabbit.htm
Email pancakes4d@lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe Larry you are a genius. I have no idea why the rabbit (let's call him Moose) has pancakes on its head, and I have even less idea how you managed to find that page, but many congratulations.
Email drawingandpainting@college.ac.uk
Name Varndean

Recipe http://www.pancakeparlour.com a "restuarant" in melbourne australia with pancake history and red baron and sambo
Email -
Name big white bimbo

Recipe Hello! Here is a recipe composed by myself and my good fried Per Eide, which is a variation of a pancake that they used to make on Viking long boats! It is good! You can find it at: http://www.sofn.com/recipes/pancakes.html Maybe if you like it you can buy my book or else join the Fraternal Department of Sons of Norway, where we make many pancakes! Bengt. ps shall I try to take a photo of a one of my famous raised pancakes on the head of a polar bear?
Email bw@fdsn.com.no
Name Bengt Wilson

Recipe I like to get in my pancake and take it to Egypt. Then I look at the pryamids, for it is mega-groovy. I also like to butter-up one side of my pancake, with a knife and a spreader and a big fat thing. Now go and phone up your parents.
Email stick.this.in.the.malkovitch.and.reword.it@jibber.foo
Name Da Malkovitch Foo

Recipe "Lament of the flat pancake": I want more CO2 in me! / To improve my raising ability! / and maybe a lemon or some Grand Marnier / and maybe I can beat a socca or 2 / cos' that's what Brian the Pancake would do!
Email k@fukk.up
Name Kyle

Recipe Lament of the idiot who just doesn't learn: last night I removed my car's engine, seats and steering wheel, in order to stuff considerably more tacos than ever before into it.
Email rbenzinger@morningpost.com
Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe testing
Email stilltrying@life
Name whitey

Recipe Was in NYC at the weekend. Fine apple & raisin pancakes for breakfast at the Broadway Diner on 55th & Broadway.
Email newyork.stateofmind@blindbilly.com
Name Backstreet Guy

Recipe oh dear, whitey, you don't sound on top_of_the_world. i'd tell you a pancake joke to cheer you up, but they always fall flat. geddit? flat? pancake joke? flat? aaaaaaaaaaaaa. every one a winner, folks, every one a gem.
Email hoho@ha.co.uk
Name Mr Funny

Recipe Check this out. Very odd... chunga.apana.org.au/~heederik/fz/faq/notes2/Apostrophe.html
Email frozen@testicles.com
Name Ig Loo

Recipe It's Friday 24 August, which is T minus 2 weeks and counting. More to the point, many happy returns to the socca fan. 27's looking good, as a wise man once said in MonteCarlo.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Don't come early/don't be tardy/come on time to Dateman's party!
Email 0@theproducers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Hey, Tom. It's Sally. I have searched my internet friend and think I found a place for pannie cakes in London! I called Dakota's and they serve weekend brunches consisting of eggs benedict and, get this, buttermilk pancakes! I am about to scream in anticipation! Dakota's is at 127 Ledbury Road. Hopefully this link will work here. http://www.pharmacylondon.com/dakota/movie.html The lunch and dinner menu sounds yummy too. Enjoy. Oh, it isn't open for brunch this weekend due to Carnival.
Email anonymous
Name Sally

Recipe Sally/Tom - Welcome to ze Whitey sitey! Are you both new posters? Always good to have some new blood or else ze same old people like Robert Paulson and zis Dateman or zat twat Ken Nichols will take over. Anyway, what i wanted to say is zat just because zere eez a "carnival" going on should not stop ze important business of eating pancakes. In Paris, we liek our food and no shtinkin' carnaval would get in ze way of a good crepe. but next time i am passing through ze notting hill area, i shall pop in and try ze place you recommend, Sally. perhaps by then zis over-hyped nonsense of a "carnival" will be over?
Email carnaval@paris.fr
Name Dario G

Recipe If you go to http://www.the-north-pole.com/carols/wonder.html, you can sing along to "Winter Wonderland". This has nothing to do with pancakes, but sometimes it really helps.
Email advocatesdevil@minus10.com
Name Milton John

Recipe Thanks for your prompt reply to my post, Sally, I'll be sure to check it out. I know french crepes aren't your thing, but since you're in town, a Polish friend of mine has recommended La Galette at 56 Paddington Street, and you can trust him, he's a doctor.
Email -
Name Tom

Recipe those babby pancakes get under my feet
Email anonymous
Name Hans

Recipe Drogi Tom i Sally! Ja jestem tak¿e pewien Polski lekarz i Ja ¿yæ w Londyn. Bêdziesz nigdy wierzyæ ten oprócz JA tak¿e pragnšæ naleœniki. Oni sš tak mi³y, specjalnie podczas wype³niony z kwaœna œmietana, ziemniaki i pewien mieszanina od œwie¿y zieleñ zio³a. Oprócz JA jestem nie poufny z ten racuszek miejsca w Notting Hill albo Paddington. Mówiæ mi, czyniæ oni zrobiæ palacinta?
Email polski@lavaslublu.pl
Name Daktari

Recipe I know Polish and that's not even halfway grammatically correct. Whoever you are, you aren't Polish, and I very much doubt you are a doctor. However the interest in pancakes the main thing, I guess, so carry on.
Email knico@ix.netcom.com
Name Ken Nichols

Recipe i have often looked at this site before, but i've never seen it quite so full of shìte before.
Email human@sardinetin.mfl
Name Harlequin

Recipe I shall shortly be departing from these soshores and I fear that I shall not be posting thereafter. But where I am going there are pancakes galore, at each cafe, in every restraunt. So do not worry for me. I'm shoo gonna miss you, Red Ken. Solidarnosk!
Email 0@theproducers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Friday 31 August 2001. T minus one week. I hear you, Zero.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe It's the Curse of the Sitey. You stick up a link, and straight away it goes down. So I'm getting a flood of emails informing me that the North Pole site is kaputt, and you can't live without your carol. So for all you "Winter Wonderland"-hooked pancake-eaters (boy do you people have some dependency issues), here's a whole stack of alternative sites (mostly with the same two irritating versions: http://www.homestead.com/stnick/christmassongs20.html, http://www.always-safe.com/winterwonder.html, http://home.pacifier.com/~stinalsa/Winter.html, http://www.geocities.com/singingsnowmen/winterwonderland.html, http://www.whatchadoin.com/memories/calendar/2000/wowxmas00-walking_in_a_winter_wonderland.htm, http://discodesigns.com/holidays/xmas/wonderland/, http://www.northern-pine.com/songs/winter.html, http://star2000.users.50megs.com/12/Christmas2.html, http://members.tripod.com/virtaus/volume3/christmas/tree/winter_wonderland.htm, http://www.tantara.ab.ca/fun_xmas/job_aids/songbook/winter.htm, http://hem.bredband.net/fenella/xmashomepage/xmaspage24.html, and the superior, North Pole version is at http://www.cchat.com/christmas/winterwonderland.htm . Now leave me alone you weirdos.
Email advocatesdevil@minus7.com
Name Milton John

Recipe I say! Are we counting down to something here? It's all frightfully exciting!
Email dafukka@hiphop.net
Name MC Fukka

Recipe you need an egg and a teaspoon of milk and a large grated potato and a 1/4 cup of grated cheese and a tablespoon of flour. plus salt and pepper to taste and some margarine or oil. ok so you blend the egg and milk, and you add the potato and the cheese and the flour and the salt and the pepper, and you stir. and then you put invididual spoonfuls onto a hot greased frying pan, and fry until light brown on each side. ok and then you've got some potato and cheese pancakes.
Email thegoodstuff@baby.nl
Name Potatohead

Recipe Guys - I've been having a laugh submitting fictitious "traditional" Ukrainian songs about pancakes. Check this out: http://www.mamalisa.com/world/ukraine.html about half way down the page.
Email randy@mandy.com
Name Andrew Kuzmenok

Recipe Andrew, I must congratulate you. Of all the fake Ukranian pancake songs I've ever encountered, yours is certainly in a class of its own. Duzhe dyakuyu.
Email author@work.com
Name The Author

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 194.200.62.225 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe I have not posted for a while but I suddenly had a calling to do so. In recent times, I have mainly been OD'ing on an ordinarily lethal cõcktail of champagne, caipirinha and Polish beer. Daktari has now advised that I should retire and seek nourishment and revitalisation from a diet rich in vitamins, carbohydrate and proteins. You know, the type of goodness one normally gets from a ricotta and spinach-filled pancake. Having always acted in the best interests of my body, I fully intend to follow Daktari's advice. But surely one final week of the old regime can't do any harm?
Email cecilBdemented@grandmarnier.splosh
Name Sosho

Recipe It's at time like this that I recall a previous post in reply to Mr Paulsson. Looks like da boss is still V-chip active. But she will never succeed in keeping this a cõcktail-free zone.
Email notfair@onbevoegdheid@nl
Name Sosho

Recipe In celebration of my England team's victory I am submitting my recipe for pannkakor which are Swedish pancakes. The ingredients are 1½ deciliters flour, 3 dec. milk, 2 dec. heavy cream (whipping cream), 4 eggs, ½ teaspoon salt. Whisk the flour gradually into the about half of the milk, making sure there are no lumps. Add the rest of the milk, the cream, salt and eggs, whisk into a smooth, lump-free batter. You can use a teflon coated frying pan for the pancakes or, if you are using a regular fry pan, grease lightly with butter. Heat the pan to a high-medium heat. Pour about 1/3 of a cup of the batter into the frying pan at a time (when the batter spreads, the pancakes should be about 8 or 9 inches in diameter). Let the pancake fry until it looks somewhat dry on the top (a couple of minutes). They don't "bubble" like American pancakes. Flip the pancake (not easy!) and fry for about another minute until golden brown on both sides. Roll them up and serve with lingonberry jam or another filling of your choice - the good ol' American trick of using Campbell's cream of mushroom soup, slightly thinned with milk or cream, works very nicely with Swedish pancakes! This recipe makes about 10-12 pannkakor.
Email winner@munchen.cup
Name Sven Goran Eriksson

Recipe Hey Sven, yyou wanna swedish pancakes you get yo sorry swedish anus down to http://hem.passagen.se/railroad/anus.htm and check out the site
Email -
Name Horst

Recipe If you are not too young, you may look at http://www.salon.com/sex/world/2001/03/05/pancake/ for a cautionary tale about the dangers of getting too excited about pancakes.
Email -
Name The Baroness

Recipe T minus 2. 5 Sept.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe mcDonalds hotcakes, oh yeah. u have gotta have them they are the best. *************************************
Email ?
Name Em

Recipe 6 September 2001. T minus 1. Whoa there.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Hey Hey Hey! It's Friday 7 September 2001, which is a historic occasion.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe You're darn tootin', Datedude. My flat opposite the creperie in Brighton even arrived today, so I'll have much easier access to pancakes in future.
Email author@work-for-the-last-time.com
Name The Author

Recipe i like pancakes on the hob, i like pancakes with no job. i like pancakes by the sea, i like pancakes in my tea. i like pancakes mired in debt, i like pancakes better yet. i like pancakes righting wrongs, i like pancakes writing songs.
Email sorrado@mail.com
Name E. J. Richter

Recipe So picture this: last night, I'm sitting at a street corner stall, having a crepe aux champignons and suddenly I see someone who looks like an author running as fast as he can out of a building, closely followed by someone who looks like a producer. Maybe there was something in the pancake. I just dunno.
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe If only they could stay out of it.
Email -
Name Zippy

Recipe Never in my entire Internet life have I ever made a post....until now. What a wicked site. I was actually looking for a recipe for rabiit when I found you guys. Now it's an hour later and I have thoroughly enjoyed myself. Keep it up....the world needs more humor.
Email shotgun-gloria
Name Lookin for rabbit

Recipe There's nothing better than a short stack of flapjacks smothered in syrup. I often eat griddle cakes 3-4 times a day. One time the store ran out of hot cake mix and I had to eat waffles, that was WEAK!!! Never again! I'm sticking with flapjacks from now on...
Email Fjwurst@hotmail.com
Name Frank J Wurst

Recipe Amy's head is flatter than a moo-shoo flapjack! One time she burnt a whole short stack of griddle cakes, I don't know if I'll ever get over that.... MOO SHOO!!!!!!
Email craig.p@flapjackhouse.com
Name Craig Pozsonyi

Recipe The site http://hotcakencyclopedia.com/ has nothing to do with pancakes, so I don't know why I even mention it.
Email anonymous
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe My favourite pancake experience was when i was in Courcheval, France on a skiing holidays. I had five pancakes a day, every day, all week. It was lovely!
Email the_real_powerpuffgirl@msn.com
Name Frances

Recipe there is a band called the pancakes. it is at www.thepancakes.com and looks rubbish.
Email -
Name pupa

Recipe Today is 8 October 2001, as you may be aware.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Once upon a time, there was, uh, a pancake pony. http://www.wtv-zone.com/Morgaine_OFaery/pcakponytales/pcponyt1.html
Email brbr@brrrrr.br
Name Brigitte Brown

Recipe This is the stupidest message board I have ever seen. I will pray to the Angry and Avenging Lord Jesus that he may rip your immortal souls from each and every one of you and cast them into the Lake of Fire. Your love of pancakes filled me with disgust and hate for the human race. Burn in Hell forever you pancake worshipping heathen idolators.
Email ironpony2001@yahoo.com
Name Jesse

Recipe I love all things. Especially this site. If it were not for this site, I might find it harder to love all things. I even love that guy who hates this site for I have room in my heart for even the most evil of men.
Email lover@ofall.com
Name loverofall

Recipe OK so I haven't moved yet because in my seaside residence all the windows are painted shut, and Cripes seems to have shut, but I did have a perfectly respectable crepe paysanne in the cafe rouge there the other night.
Email author@large.com
Name The Author

Recipe Well, Mr Preacherman, it's been a while since I last 'fessed up. I had a pancake the other day and it was da biggest pancake ever. In fact, it may have been a pizza: I dunno - I had hashcake for starters. If anyone sees The Author tell him that he should come and stay here for a while. The windows open and cripes! the pancakes are dang fine.
Email Bungle
Name nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr

Recipe Bungle! One of my parishoners claims to have spotted you spinning the turntables at schooldisco.com down in Hammersmith. Extraordinary.
Email reverendcanonchasuble@woolton.org
Name Dr Frederick Chasuble

Recipe THIS SITE AND ITS CONTRIBUTORS ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION ON SUSPICION OF COMMUNICATING CODED MESSAGES PERTAINING TO TERRORIST ACTIVITIES. THIS SITE WILL BE CLOSED DOWN.
Email anonymous
Name anonymous

Recipe THIS SITE AND ITS CONTRIBUTORS ARE UNDER INVESTIGATION ON SUSPICION OF COMMUNICATING CODED MESSAGES PERTAINING TO TERRORIST ACTIVITIES. THIS SITE WILL BE CLOSED DOWN.
Email .
Name .

Recipe Well go on then, close it. I don't believe it though.
Email Min@archer.com
Name Taz

Recipe you are all freaks. do something else with your time you freaking losers.
Email farmerjohn80@hotmail.com
Name Jim Borroga

Recipe J'accuse. That anonymous sitey-closedown scaremonger is none other than Tom Lethbridge (who thinks that pancakes look like Hitler) isn't it. You can't fool me. Pancake posts will of course continue regardless.
Email author@large.com
Name The Author

Recipe Dear all - I would love to eat a crepe just now but I can't, according to Daktari. So please have one for me. May I suggest that you put some chicken and garlic/herb butter in it. Ha! Who let the dogs out? Hic.
Email g.houllier@liverpoolfc.tv
Name The Gaffer (on leave)

Recipe Haven't even seen a lime yet. Rogo ain't gonna like this :(
Email thankheavensforcaip.com
Name Captain Caipirinha

Recipe There is only one caste - the caste of humanity. There is only one religion - the religion of love. There is only one dharma - the dharma of truthfulness. The is only one law - the law of cause and effect. There is only one language - the language of the heart or the language of silence. To be childlike is good; to be childish is not good. To be devotional is good; to be emotional is not good. To have strong will is good; to be self-willed is not good. To stick to one's ideal is good; to be obstinate is not good. To be courageous is good; to expose another's faults is not good. Love is divine. Love is nectar. Love is the greatest power on this earth. Love alone can transform the world. Love alone can bring peace on this earth.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe The overwhelming conclusion that one draws from Sivananda's treatise is that pancakes are good for you. Thank you for showing us the path!
Email 0@the producers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Sometimes I feel badly named. Tick Friday tock 19 hickory October dickory 2001 dock.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe ALICE has won the Loebner Prize (Turing test) again, and you can talk to her at www.alicebot.org. My conversation went: A: What is your name? R: Rogo A: Are we still dealing with prrr? R: What's prrr? A: Let me think about it. R: Do you like pancakes? A: ALICE eats Electricity. R: But pancakes taste better. A: Interesting. What kind of food do you like? R: Pancakes, obviously. A: What do you do in your spare time? R: I go to an office where I used to work. [Etc. It all got a bit personal after that. I wonder what all that prrr business is about.]
Email rogo@pogo.ono
Name Rogo

Recipe prrr is the sound of my new 2001 Toyota Tundra (0% interest for 36 months, can't pass up a deal like that, it helps america you know, so I bought the decked out demo with 5700 miles and full warranty) 4-wheeling down to the Gallery at Shelf Road where we went last Saturday (only a 3 hour drive - one way - for 7 hours of climbing so the ratio of driving to climbing is lower, but not by much) with our good friend, Bob, who has not seen the land we bought a year ago but IS a great climber whose energy we love to tap into ( and who cares that we have to buy the higher 87% octane fuel now and get fewer miles to the gallon than we got in the Dodge Caravan and that the trip cost $30 in gas, since we had a very comfortable cruising experience with superb sound system and could 4-wheel into the area and save 10 minutes of walking with our packs) and he refused to eat at Taco Bell on the way home and instead he bought pretzels - they're safe you know - and ate soup for dinner when he got home at 9 p.m..
I lost my pedestal against the gas-guzzling SUV's last week when I bought my new truck and I'm ashamed to say (it feels pretty good, though) I am an over-consuming white american pig - oink!, oops, excuse me. Now about that Saudi prince... what was he saying?
I went early last Friday, before school, to deliver to my grandson the Legos that we bought online, and I smelled a warm breakfast in the kitchen and was comforted by the thought that my grandson is a lllucky kid and that his mom cooks breakfast in the morning before school and that when he finished checking out the new Legos and climbing in and out of the new pickup he could get back to his nearly-cold, syrupy, half-eaten pancake and that terrorism is allowed to exist only between your ears, and nothing more. and i ain't dyin' for no revolution and...americarules...i think.
Email iamback@mylife.org
Name whitey

Recipe There is only one caste - the caste of pancakes. There is only one religion - the religion of pancakes. There is only one dharma - the dharma of pancakes. The is only one law - the law of pan and cake. There is only one language - the language of the crepe or the language of maple syrup. To be hungry is good; to be greedy is not good. To be good in the kitchen is good; to be good in the bathroom is not good. To have strong batter is good; to be self-battering is not good. To stick to one's recipe is good; to be obstinate about it is not good. To eat healthily is good; to expose another's flabby bits is not good. Pancakes are divine. Syrup is nectar. The pancake is the greatest power on this earth. The pancake alone can transform the world. The pancake alone can bring peace on this earth.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe R: I've got some good news for you. A: How did you get it? Is there a problem? R: No problem. I've found out what prrr is. A: How did you feel when you found out what prrr is? R: Enlightened. It's the sound Whitey's car makes. A: I've heard of it before. R: Really - you know Whitey? A: No, tell me about him, her or it. R: She hosts a pancake page. A: Oh, I get it. She hosts a pancake page. R: You're a genius. A: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Email rogo@pogo.com
Name Rogo

Recipe Time is most precious. It can never come back. It is rolling on with a tremendous speed. When the bells ring, remember you are approaching the end of your days. When the clock strikes, bear in mind that one hour is cut off from the span of your life. Just as worldly people who are engaged in business are very careful about their time, so also, spiritual aspirants are careful about their time and they use it in contemplation of God. They will not speak even a single word unnecessarily. They want to spend every second in the service of God. If you take care of the seconds, the hours will take care of themselves. Give up all idle talk. Observe silence. Understand the value of time. Draw up daily routine and stick to it tenaciously. Grow. Evolve. Expand... And get success in life.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe Give up all idle talk, huh? I think you and I may both be in a little trouble there, Sivananda.
Email author@large.com
Name The Author

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite! Remote Address: 207.41.50.137 Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe In the man who wasn't there it's "Just shows to go ya". And I think in Fargo (in which, incidentally, there's a scene where Grimsrud and Carl discuss pancakes while driving) there was a similar line, or maybe it was the same, but I can't remember.
Email hal@powisvillas.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe One's individual ego, preconceived notions, petty ideas, prejudices and selfish interests should be given up. All these stand in the way of spiritual progress. Lord's grace begins to work only when you learn to discipline yourself, subordinate your selfishness and surrender fully to Him. Why dost thou try to find thy God in deities and temples when thou has kept thy visible gods standing outside, hungry and naked? Regarding Him as manifest everywhere thou shouldst serve all creatures with intense bhava (feeling) if thou wishest to attain the highest perfection. Indeed, thy love towards the Lord should engender love for the whole universe - for thou must see Him in all. Kindle the light of love in thy heart for love is the immediate way to the kingdom of God, the vast perrenial peace and joy. Where there is love there is peace. Moksha (liberation) means nothing but the destruction of the impurities of the mind. The mind becomes pure when all desires and fears are annihilated. Lead the divine life. Light the lamp of divine life everywhere. Thy aim should be to maintain an unshakable sweetness of disposition, to be pure and gentle and to be happy in all circumstances. To be always consious of the divine, always to feel the divine presence, to live always in the awareness of the supreme being in the chambers of your heart and everywhere around you is verily to live a life of fullness and divine perfection, even whilst on earth.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe So today I went to the Hieronymus Bosch exhibition at the Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen (you try pronouncing that sober...). Totally over-rated but I didn't know that as I queued for 4 1/2 hours. But it was all worthwhile when, wandering around hungry, I saw that, in "Visions of Hereafter," he had painted a feast of pancakes. According to Bosch, therefore, there is hope. Here endeth the lesson.
Email merrydrinker@hichaechoc.nl
Name Hendrickje Stoffels

Recipe To commemmorate the fact that the girl from Cape Town was no longer bitter about the use of her father's taxes, we went into a pannenkoekenhuis to sample some local delights. But the waitress was really scary, so we left.
Email jongekaas@48.com
Name Robert Cheesman

Recipe It's 15 Novevember 2001, and pantocakes are back in season here.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Help!! I'm over here in Good Old England, dying for fabulous fuffy pancakes. Does any one know where I can order instant pancake mix online and that will deliver to the UK. PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE
Email dakini09@hotmail.com
Name Sunny

Recipe Sunny - if I'm not mistaken Mr Know It All will be here soon to help you.
Email mojopin@hallelujah.com
Name Basil Bogbrush

Recipe Now the current edition of The Eye is just a classic. From the advert on page one for The Northern Alliance - the leading Unbuilding Society with branches in Kandahar, Herat, Kabul and Leeds - to the character assasination of Peter Carter-Fück and Partners, it just hits the spot. Which brings me to the point of this post. On page 23, there is a great interview with Dr George Carey about spoons. Q: "Do you think the yound people of today are interested in spoons?" GC: "Oh indeed they are. As I go around the country, I am always meeting groups of young people who find that spoons play a very real part in their everyday lives." Oh, shît. I forgot. This isn't a website about spoons, is it?
Email mrspoon@buttonmoon.loon
Name Mr Spoon

Recipe It's funny, Sunny, that you're having trouble finding fluffy pancake mix here in England. Most good supermarkets should have something of the kind. If you're stuck, though, maybe you should contact Americatessen Ltd - they import and distribute American food etc, and they can probably direct you to your nearest pancake-friendly deli. Their site is www.americatessen.com and you can email them on info@americatessen.com or call them on 0118 973 0503.
Email steviewonderrules@yesterfoo.com
Name Mr Know It All

Recipe I lost my car and all its tacos. I'm in a hire car at the moment, and it's got holes in its floor, and keeps breaking down. Not very happy about this. Meanwhile, the shadowy figure on a vespa or whatever it is has disappeared on an exhange scheme - the replacement shadowy figure seems equally elusive. If only I had my car back, the tacos would be piling up big-time, but of course they just fall out of this crummy hire car.
Email rbenzinger@morningpost.com
Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe 23 November 2001. That's the date, see. And I'm Dateman. That's why I'm telling you the date. That's what I do. Easy, isn't it.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

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