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Recipe Well I see how much panache you pancake lovers have. It's been a day since your fragile institution came under attack by the throngs of the waffle lovers and I see that's all that it's taken you to cave in and retreat from your petty web site. So flee, flee you batter brats,cry your syruppy tears.
Email der
Name Dr. Teeth

Recipe I agree with Teeth. I submit to the overwhealming power of the waffle. I can not deny it's power any longer. I have been saved from batter oblivion and I cross to the side of those golden delights.
Email mrspoon@buttonmoon.loon
Name Mr. Spoon

Recipe ...Guys... ever see a waffle before it was born? It's all batter you know, pancake, waffle, muffin, you name it, all batter you know - <--i like waffles too-->
Email been-there@done-that.net
Name whitey

Recipe Maybe this should become a site for the love of batter in general. Don't call it "We all love Pancakes" anymore, call it "We all love batter". Because we all do. And pan cakes aren't that bad after all. They just get soggy too quickly.
Email der
Name Dr. Teeth

Recipe ...quick...it's all about quick. What's quick? How long does it take to blink? Now that's quick. How long does it take to breathe? How long does it take to smell the pancakes in the morning? How long?
Email waiting@eternity.org
Name whitey

Recipe Now jest howld awn thar a minuto, Dr Teeth. Van Spoon may be as fickle as the winds that whistle over the reclaimed flats of the low countries, and Whitey may have risen one more step above such petty and childish distinctions with each new generation of her boundless clan, but I can assure you that most of us here (and for some reason it doesn't feel overly presumptious of me to claim to speak for a majority of posters in recent years) retain a profound and permanent devotion to pancakes, and cannot be persuaded to waver in our loyalty to them. We've heard rallying cries for the "waffle-whiffers" of the world before; such cries fell on deaf ears then, and they fall on deaf ears now.
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Name The Author

Recipe oh yeah, like, time. sometimes if you fall off a ledge it takes two years just to get to the bottom. eternity, eh, where's it all gonna end.
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Name The New Schmoo

Recipe oI tEETH! nO! wHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU ANYWAY? dANGEROUS BUNCH, DOCTORS.
Email madrabbit@hutch.com
Name Mad Rabbit

Recipe I agree with The Author and disagree with my fake alter ego. I mean, I like culinary utensils, but you don't hear me trying to persuade people here to swap their pancakes for spoons. We should put our faith in Whitey - she has so far resisted the temptation to turn this into Whitey's Taco Sitey, although I know someone who would prefer her to relent on that issue. Nor has she let people like Jony take over the site and use it for tangential purposes like submitting recipes. One has to question whether our friend Russell would ever have taken interest in us had this been a waffle discussion forum. Man, if you want waffles, move to Belgium (population 23).
Email mrspoon@buttonmoon.loon
Name Mr Spoon (the real one)

Recipe Hace algunos años escribí un libro " en la alabanza de la crepe ". Imagine mi sorpresa cuando vi que fue traducida a inglés como " en la alabanza de la madrastra. " Tengo gusto de mi madrastra pero amo las crepes. No entiendo cómo usted puede confundir los dos.
Email mvl@georgetownuniv.ac.org
Name Mario Vargas Llosa

Recipe Now today is the fourth day of December and there is no sign of Dateman. I wonder if something is going on today?
Email rogo@dafooandhelivesin22.moo
Name Student Grant

Recipe Be cheerful and happy. Away with depression and gloom. There is nothing more infectious than depression. A depressed and gloomy person can radiate only unpleasant and morbid vibrations all around; such a person cannot radiate joy, peace and love. Live only to be a blessing to others. Radiate joy, love and peace. Depression eats the very core of one's being. It is verily a deadly plague. Depression manifests on account of some disappointment or failure, severe dyspepsia or heated debates, wrong thinking or wrong feeling. Separate yourself from this negative feeling so that no external influence can affect you. You will be invulnerable. Drive away the feeling of depression and gloom at once by enquiry, singing divine songs, prayers, pranayama, a brisk walk in the open air, thinking of the opposite quality such as the feeling of joy. Try to be happy in all states and radiate joy towards all people around you. Even when you don't want to. *Sigh*
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe man i is tired. can't tupe or moppe. todays 5 dec 01 and im going to bed before sivananda makes me sad.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Say, Savananda. Is it the demise of Beatle George that has launched you into this state of gloom, or what? Nothing serious, I hope. Brahma Satyam. Jagat Mithya. Jivo Brahmaiva Na Parah.
Email howboutdat@boo.boo
Name Yoga Bear

Recipe Thank you Yoga Bear for your concern. The depression about which I speak comes from inner turmoil brought about by mine own action. I was saddened by the loss of our brother George though - but know he will be enlightened now which helps lift the mist from my valley. Om Gam Ganapataye Namah.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe That's all sounding strangely familiar, Sivananda. I find I'm almost always the architect of my downfall, though around this time of year someone or other always seems to turn up and attempt to lead me astray. Huh.
Email howboutdat@boo.boo
Name Yoga Bear

Recipe In Vienna. Had some fine Palatschinken mit Marillenmarmalade (pancakes with apricot jam to zou and me) last night.
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Name The Author

Recipe I've had a few repairs made to the hire car, but the tacos still drop out of out most of the time, and it just can't keep up with that vespa. Not sure where to lay the blame, but sometimes I get a vision of beady little eyes and flapping heads.
Email rbenzinger@morningpost.com
Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe hey life look at me i can see the reality cause when you shook me took me outta my world i woke up suddenly i just woke up to the pancake site / when you find that you left the future behind cause when you find a tender love you dont need to take care of then you better beware of the pancake site / one day youre up when you turn around you find your world is tumbling down it happened to me and it can happen to you / i was sure i felt secure until love took a detour yeah riding high on the top of the world it happened suddenly it just happened i saw my dreams torn apart when love walked away from my heart and when you lose a precious love you need to guide you something happens inside you the pancake site / now i see life for what it is its not a dream its not a bliss it happened to me and it can happen to you ooh and then it happened ooh and then it happened ooh and then it happened / is it real is it fake is this game of life a mistake cause when i lost the love i thought was mine for certain suddenly it starts hurting i saw the light too late when that fickle finger of fate yeah it came and broke my pretty balloon i woke up suddenly i just woke up / so sure i felt secure until love took a detour cause when you got a tender love you dont take care of then you better beware of the pancake site
Email underthecovers@updown.com
Name Peter Pancake

Recipe Hi y'all! My name is David Pancake and I am a Judge in Cabell County, West Virginia (US). I think this is a very funny website. It sure is funnier than mine - http://www.cabellct.com/newpage5.htm. Today is International Human Rights Day and I'm having the local lawyers and judges round to my place for - guess what? Pancakes!!
Email pancad@wvnvm.wvnet.edu
Name Judge David Pancake

Recipe I love the smell of pancakes in the morning, now even longer than before.
Email redux@brandybean.at
Name Cptn Kilgore

Recipe Open a beer and leave it out overnight. Then use it instead of water in a regular store-bought mix. Makes sort of an apple taste. Learned it on the thrid day floating the Deschutes - bill
Email wackyb@oregonfcu.com
Name wacky bill

Recipe I love Aunt Jemima's pancake mix. I tried it in New York and went wild over it. Please can anyone tell me where i can buy it in the uk or get hold of it. In desparate need to get for christmas for my folks.
Email tashlewis@yahoo.co.uk
Name natasha lewis

Recipe Dear 'tash. Get your maid to have a look next to the Robinson's jam and Uncle Ben's sauces in your local supermarket.
Email golly@wog.co.uk
Name Uncle Tom

Recipe ahh its many a time the pancakes have surrounded my ship and made me whistle a merry air, you can even see this for your goodselves at http://www.spri.cam.ac.uk/people/mjd50/images/STiMPI/heliShip.htm
Email the@sailor.man
Name Popeye

Recipe I recall a conversation I had a few months back on this site with Blue Peter and P Table, regarding the correct oven temperature for cooking baby pancakes. Now I was initially sceptical about the use of an oven at 425 deg centigrade. But I now stand corrected. If she is planning on roasting her turkeys in a furnace this Christmas (check out the link - http://www.observer.co.uk/foodmonthly/story/0,9950,617051,00.html - then 425 degrees for a pancake is just a light toasting. Anyway, enough talk of pancakes. That's not why we come to this site...
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Name Aga

Recipe Bonjour tout le monde. On est lundi le dix-sept decembre, deux mille un.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Not your revolver, no.
Email youkilledme@wretch.org
Name Marfa Petrovna

Recipe I've just been checking through the messages of the last 8 years here and discovered the game whereby you enter one word into google for it to give you Whitey's page - I believe it was eventually trounced by 'talltomr' or something; so imagine my depression when I thought I had won with 'griddleto' only to find that it has more letters. Oh well, pay it forward.
Email k.spacey@payitforward.com
Name Kev

Recipe Ah, but guess what, Mr Simonet. The word "joekeeb" does the trick, and it's even shorter than "talltomr".
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Name Trevor McKinney

Recipe Waiter, waiter, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Will my pancakes be long? No sir, they'll be flat and round.
Email dipsy@lala.po
Name Tinky Winky

Recipe Darlings - Right. I'm off. Hope you have a great Crepe-mas (although it's not the biggest celebration in Bungle's family). I'm looking forward to the Boxing Day Socca. Next year I'm going to be sober (and Hannibal's gonna be celibate).
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe where have all the flowers gone? oh there they are. http://carlsonsgardens.com/pinkpancake.htm
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Name Bill

Recipe I named my hamster pancake because he could flatten out like a pancake and get out of his cage. THAT PANCAKE! I do love to eat pancakes with peanut butter and butter and jam and so do my dogs.Love em.
Email wizzwindows@webtv.net
Name Diana Wolfe

Recipe Doesn anyone have a recipe for sourdough pancakes? Betty crocker or Martha Stewart don't even have one!
Email hankmiller2000@msn.com
Name Sally Sue

Recipe Now if there is an internet (or pancake) cafe near Strathpeffer, then you can bet yo' ass that Big Hal will find it...
Email 0@the producers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Very cold. 30 December 2001. Northern Scotland. No pancakes, but old Benzinger's looking happier than I've seen him in a while.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Yeah well the car's still a bit of a mess but my new taco supplier of choice is no longer conflicted out, so I'm looking on the bright side.
Email rbenzinger@morningpost.com
Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe Got a message inside my head - "adopt a dog named Gretta from TN, name her Bodhi, learn from her" - so I'm doing that now. It's the beginning of a great adventure! Hello 2002.
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Name whitey

Recipe Carbisdale is the man. Not a pancake for miles around, but last night the story-teller told us one of the apocryphal tales of the last wolf in scotland: according to this version, a girl killed said wolf by bashing him on the head with her skillet. I imagine trying to toss a pancake and catch it in the skillet again, knocking a member of an endangered species on the head with each flip of the pancake.
Email hal@powisvillas.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Can someone please help me? I have just had a nightmare wherein I found myself in suburban Scotland in the year two thousand and two. I would be most grateful if someone could tell me what the date is, whether Aunt Jemima lives nearby (Mr Kipling tells me she makes exceedingly good pancakes) and also how in heaven's name I appear to be internet-ready.
Email wells@rockyhorror.org(y)
Name HG

Recipe THERE'S STILL A PIG IN MY WIG. O NO
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Name PIGGY

Recipe There is a pornoflick called anabolic gangbangirl #14 where a bunch of guys are doing this beautiful girl (Vanessa Chase), and they are apparently directed to turn her over, so one of the 'actors' calls out in an arrogant tone "flip her like a pancake!".---P.S. I'm not a swarthy sex-addict, well, I'm probably a sex addict, but I'm not swarthy; it was just some video I rented and dubbed. On another note: Winston Churchill once said in his 6-4-40 speech: "...May it not also be that the cause of civilization itself will be defended by the skill and devotion of a few thousand airmen? There has never been, I suppose, in all the world, in all the history of war, such an opportunity for youth. The Knights of the Round Table, the Crusaders, all fall back into the past - not only distant but prosaic; these young men, going forth every morn to guard their native land and all that we stand for, holding in their hands these instruments of colossal and shattering power, of whom it may be said that Every morn brought forth a noble chance And every chance brought forth a noble knight. .... Of course he was referring to the RAF and their valiant efforts to defend England. He was also referring to the Author and his efforts to ward off the invading french toast and waffle advocates; and the sleuth of batter that amassed in the Himmelayas and threatened to run down and screw up rush hour traffic... God Speed in that endeavor. Lighthouse Point is a very nice place to live, as is Stow. Sam Rockwell is a cool actor.Out. @msn
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Name Edward

Recipe sorry, forgot.... the funniest part of this site, among many, was when Al said he soaked the panties in the batter and fried em up, "saucy".....hhhu hhhu then the next entry, the Author resigns. Good'n.
Email _d12
Name edward

Recipe and when bg tells how he hates pancakes because they crawl up his leg... hey get the hell outta you stupid pancakes... Good'n. P.S. I don't quote those entries exactly, so I don't spoil them.
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Name edward

Recipe I found that after eating 200 pancakes non-stop in a eating contest I started seeing guinea pigs......flying all over the place.......and I still do now, it's great fun! do it!!!
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Name moogle

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
Remote Address: 212.219.13.74
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Recipe OK so on Thursday, having moved a lot of furniture to my littoral residence, I decided to treat myself to a trip to the theatre. And what was on but Peter Pancake, starring as Smee none other than His Imperial Majesty King Derek of Griffiths. It was a pretty ropey production, to be honest, neither the script nor the acting (Michaela Strachan! Tony Adams! hopeless) being up to the standard of recent pantocakes that may have been mentioned elsewhere on this site. But Lord Griffiths was on tremendous form. He is, as a wise friend just said, the Orson Welles of children's theatre. And so much more besides. By the way, that's a real email address I'm using. I'm sick of all these fake addresses.
Email cherrypie@retardsrule.com
Name No Rogo

Recipe It's 12 January 2002. Sorry, but the@date.org is not a real address.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Just wanted to provide my real email address, in line with No Rogo's new policy. Thank you.
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Children's theatre can go hang. More relevant (though not, admittedly, to pancakes) is that DG is the OW of scat singing.
Email doobop@notrealaddress.cok
Name Crothers

Recipe My good little friend, Remi, age 5, was put under in order to insert tubes in his little ears so he can hear better. Guess what his first words were when he came around? You guessed it! "I'm hungry. Let's go get PANCAKES!" He's the sweetest kid I know.
Email ainthecute@whatsup.doc
Name whitey

Recipe My own recipe for the best EVER Banana Walnut Pancakes: Let a couple of bananas sit on the kitchen counter until they turn black,black,black! Open 'em up, scoop the insides into a bowl, and mash. Add Aunt Jemima's Buttermilk Pancake mix (the kind where you add oil and egg), a little extra milk, and a large handful of chopped walnuts. Fry at a little lower heat than usual (the sugar in the bananas will burn at a higher heat), and for a little longer than usual to assure that the middles are completely cooked, and then serve covered with whole milk vanilla yoghurt! Do not use syrup! If you must, use maple-flavored yoghurt - it's pretty good too! Trust me, it's what the boys REALLY spend the night for!!
Email Nancy.G.Burke@kp.org
Name Nanzmaru

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
Remote Address: 156.63.129.36
Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe Being currently sans refrigerator, I went online and thought I'd have a look at a picture of one just to remind me what they looked like. OK, I'm not proud of that. But I thought you'd like to know that on the Electrolux website, which is generally, as one would expect, a site advertising the white goods offered for sale by that manufacturer, there is, unexpectedly, and in my opinion showing simply inspired lameness, a fridge-cam. It's enough to make me kill some more clowns. Jitterbug. www.electrolux.com/house/kitchen/fridge/real_fridge_cam/
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Hal, that's all very well, but where are the pancakes? Show me the pancakes. Or if you won't, then at least go to http://tv.cream.org/ and check out Playschool, Heads and Tails, Bod, and Film Fun. Look and Read is optional. The common theme? DA GRIFFMEISTER.
Email author@large.com
Name The Author

Recipe Yet again, Big Hal can find an internet link against the odds, this time in a land where there are no fridges. But since when did Electrolux start selling pancakes? I assume these are the whitey goods you are talking about? Perhaps these magical pancake fridges could replace the mobile crepe stalls which are disappearing from English coastal resorts?
Email 0@the producers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Oh it wasn't a mobile stall, it was a proper sit-down, on-licensed kind of a place, and fully permanent in its justacrosstheroadness. But not in its openness. But man, the world is conspiring again, and some massive clown-killing is going to be required around here. Perhaps Roy can explain.
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Tacos everywhere. Car practically written off. It's a massacre, folks, and no mistake. I think da flapping heads are back in business, which means I can drive my taco-filled Chevy to the levy as much as I like, it's still gonna be dry. And I mean I mean i MEAN the chevy's been mighty full of tacos before (as you, my darling Zero, will appreciate) but man I can't see in the rear view mirror, or out the front, I can't reach the pedals, and here I am drivin as fast as I can it's enough to foo my choo in da poo of da roogoonoogoo rogonogo gimmda gatewaytohere i resign me now loud
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Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe Thanks Roy, that's a fine, lucid summary. Now speaking of killing clowns, it gives me no pleasure to soil the sitey with a specific death threat, but temptation has been sorely put in my way. There's a clown called Pancake, who claims to have "a Diploma of Clownology" (whatever that is) from "the United States of America" (ok I know what they are, but I didn't know they awarded diplomas), and on his website (http://www.pancake.co.uk/), he says we can't eat him, "but you can use my Pancake Recipe". Yeah, Pancake clown, I can use your recipe. Alternatively, I can kill you.
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe What in the world would be my favorite pancake experiance? Thinking about it reminds me of the people I have had or made pancakes with. I have never much thought of pancakes but Debbie when I was eighteen and having pancakes wth her was about as goood a memory as there is. Regards tj
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Name tj

Recipe You guys are major dorks! What are you thinking making a site about pancakes! Ha! Just kidding! I an only messing with you, if you cannot get that through your thick, pancake filled heads! I myself am a pancake maniac (if you know what I mean by 'maniac').Anyway, my class loves pancakes, and they got me inspired, so I am saying that this is a great site, that is very educational. And if the children of today,that view it, they will see other peoples' points of view. And some might make patriotic pancakes with strawberries, blueberries, and vanilla icing. So I think pancakes are the best food of drinks in the places of our world. Anyway I need to go buy some pancakes now bye.
Email I don't want any junk mail from pancake lovers. Very Kiddi
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe FIRST U MIX A BUNCH OF FARTS TOGETHER IN A LARGE, MEDIUM SIZED, SMALLISH BOWL. THEN YOU FART ON TOP OF IT. NEXT, ADD HALF A DOZEN BOOGERS (MIXED WITH URINE IF YOU LIKE THEM STRONG) DUMP IN TOILET AND FLUSH. MAKE SURE THAT YOU HAVE FIGURED OUT A WAY TO CACTH THEM BEFORE THEY GO DOWN. ENJOY!
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Name Kateroski72

Recipe euston we ave a probleme. the man bohringer oder was immer would explain, but i saw him crash into a wall and he gon away now. oooooooo nnnnooooooo.
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Name brrglies

Recipe i really love pancakes with sugar and syrup!!!! Yummy!!!!!!!!!!!! Nat x
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Name Natalie

Recipe - I am a heavy smoker, I like big cigars , and I find that I can no longer taste Pancakes unless I spread a lot of jam & butter on them. This is not exactly something I am proud of, but there.. I said it!!
Email astray@yahoo.com
Name Ashtray

Recipe Astray or ashtray? Why don't you get it right? It makes life EVER so confusing. In the meantime, has anyone heard from Sivananda?
Email whatever happened to Bejam?
Name Budgen

Recipe Get a load of this, we drove 1035 miles in 17 hours to pick up Bodhi, ate rubber flapjacks at the Flying J (don't call 'em pancakes, they're not worthy of the name), turned around and drove home in 17 hours, the truck was brillant, the dog is perfect, a true Bodhi Girl - still haven't fed her pancakes (yet) - dog is love.
Email possessed@doglover
Name whitey

Recipe Today, my friends, is Tuesday 29 January 2002.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Thank you, Dateman. That means that it's time for me to deliver my State of the Pancake address. I reckon that, after one year, it's pretty burnt.
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Name George W Bush

Recipe This world is a strange world. We have to learn many lessons. Many obstacles will come to the growing aspirant at every step. We will have to show our strength. Do not be agitated by little things. Be cheerful. Smile. Walk boldly. Don't worry about little things. You have to do many great actions yet... You should try to love all, even the worst person who wants to destroy you. That is sannyasa (renunciation). We should live amidst people who want to destroy us, amidst unfavourable surroundings. and then work and meditate. Then only can we grow. Then only can you have the unruffled mind of a sage. For this you must have tremendous inner spiritual strength and faith through panacaka (spiritual practice).
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe Sivananda's comment inspired me to do some web-research. Specifically, I wanted to find out more about the word "panacaka," so that my brain wouldn't be stuck thinking about some combination of "pancake" and "caca". That didn't make me want to eat pancakes. I found a description of Bhisma-Panacaka, a sort of recipe for spiritualized specialized fasting, a time of year when certain people go for five days without eating any grains. (So, presumably, no pancakes.) It sounded pretty abysmal, but is presumably good for the soul somehow. I also found many references to "pancaka" which might be the more web-common Anglicization. I don't know if I'm more enlightened now, but I'm certainly ready for lunch.
Email pancakes4d@lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe That's completely unfeasible. How can something called pancaka involve abstention from eating? I am now highly agitated about little things. Vrndavan-dhama, ki jaya. Kartika-vrata, ki jaya. Urja-vrata, ki jaya. Bhisma-Pancaka, ki jaya. Damodara-lila, ki jaya. Jaya Sri Sri Radha-Damodara. Jaya, jaya Sri Radhe!
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Name Yoga Bear

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
Remote Address: 194.200.62.225
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I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
Remote Address: 194.200.62.225
Referer: http://bcn.boulder.co.us/~lenzk/sapr.html

Recipe Anyone else see GMTV this morning - featuring the cucktail barman from Sosho who is heading off to Cuba to take part in the cacktail making world championships!
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Name Hoagy Carmichael

Recipe just saw her on the bbc local news. a swedish girl who claims london's the best city on earth for coæktails. maybe it is, but new york certainly beats it for pancakes. might have to go pay a visit.
Email rogo@pogo.ono
Name Rogo

Recipe Noo Yoik? That's gotta be a NoGo for you, Rogo. As for the quality of pancake in the Big A, I find them only So-sho. The one exception is Lola, which serves up some mighty fine brunches (including pancakes) every Sunday, while a gospel choir lets it all out.
Email 0@the producers.com
Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Page 8 of today (4 Feb 02)'s (London) 'Independent'. "The intellectually unstimulating task of asking questions of internet search engines has exploded into a new short: Googlewhacking. The task is simple: find the shortest number of everyday words that can be entered into the Google search engine that come up with one - but only one - hit. [...]". Honestly, these damn muggles - we're way ahead of 'em.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Well we (I!) kinda got there first, but our version wasn't quite the same. I mean, "whitey dateman" works, but they're not everyday words, they're names. Any advance on "metabolic shrove ketchup sampling"?
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Name Sammy Jankis

Recipe lighthouse batters richen
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Name The Author

Recipe What is satsang? Satsang is keeping the company of the wise or the seekers of truth. ('Sat' means truth; 'sanga' company.) How can we recognise such a person? We should aspire to mental purity. Train the mind by removing attachments, desires, egoism. You can live wherever you like. A town will be a dense forest for you. On the contrary, a thick forest will be just like a busy city if you have a ruffled mind with passions. The external marks are no sure criterion. Do not look at the external aspects of a saint or holy person. Saints are those whose minds are unruffled, who are free from avarice, who have conquered desire and who have brought their senses and internal nature under control, who are devoted to the Lord and who have no longing for anything, who are the same in pleasure and pain, who are free from attachment, who have the attributes of self-control and who are content with whatever comes their way. If you find mercy and humility in a person, then alone can you know that that person is spiritual. Such a person's heart will melt at the suffering of others. All your worries and anxieties will disappear as you are near such a person. Their very look will elevate you and each one of their words inspire you, engraving itself on the tablet of your heart. Your nature will be transformed. You will turn a new leaf in your life. Such is the glory of true mercy and humility. Oh, and you're still off-track on the panacaka.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe fluffiness richen! fluffiness richen!
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Name Da Googlewhacker

Recipe I love nothing (food-wise) more than a plate of hot buckwheat pancakes! When those aren't available any whole-grain cake will do. They're esp. good after running five miles or hiking from the floor to the top rim of the Grand Canyon. THE BEST: Bluecorn cakes at El Tovar Lodge, south rim Grand Canyon; Buckwheat at The Cottage Restaurant, Carmel, CA; Whole Wheat at the Dipsea Cafe, Mill valley California (all their 'cakes are gourmet-gourmet!) and the Nine-Grain 'Cakes at the Good Earth restaurants in Mpls., MN. Don't ask me what I like better than pancakes - only my hubby knows!
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Name Sandy C.

Recipe From the Onion Horroscope, 7-13 February 2002:
Aries: Though you are unable to cultivate a reputation as a great lover of women, your reputation as an above-average lover of pancakes remains secure.
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Name OMAR

Recipe It would be remiss of me not to point out that it's Tuesday 12 February 2002. Mardi Gras or Shrove Tuesday - call it what you will, but we know it's pancake day. I mean, it's only a couple of years since her Britannic Majesty drew this to our attention. Wonder if they still do those "don't forget the pancakes on Jif lemon day" ads.
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Name Dateman

Recipe From Colorado Daily 2/14/2002:
LIBERAL WINS AGAIN!
The score is now Liberal, Kansas, 28, Olney, England, 24. Melissa Hurla bested 12 other runners Tuesday to win the International Pancake Race in 60.65 seconds, giving Liberal the title over Olney for the 28th time in 52 efforts.

Hurla, 31, outpaced a field that included Miss Kansas Kimberly Grice, who finished in the middle of the pack. Juliette Minter won the Olney end of the race in 64 seconds, three seconds better than the performance she turned in last year.

The annual Shrove Tuesday competition between the two cities grew out of the 1445 legend involving a housewife who was late for Shrove Tuesday shriving service because she was cooking to use up the last of her fat. The woman, wearing a scarf on her head and an apron, reportedly ran to church, a skillet with a pancake in it still in her hand. The record for the race was set in 2001 by Lisa Spillman, who ran the course in 58.1 seconds as a steady sleet fell. Because she has won the race three times, she was precluded from taking part in this year's event.

Thank you very much!

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Name whitey

Recipe You must be joking. Is this site for real? How sad.
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Name janna

Recipe Ah Janna, how confused you sound. You'll be telling us it's a waste of web space to do such a page next. Are you agitated about small things, by any chance? You should pop down to Putney and get old Sivananda to sort your karma out.
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Name The Author

Recipe Someone suggested that I perhaps ought to hang up a message on this board as they'd come across it a while ago. I think it still seems active, given the dates helpfully put on by Date Man. Anyway, here's the thing - I've lost a pancake and I need some help finding it. It's about 10 inches in diameter and had a dash of maple syrup and a dollop of whipped cream (the real stuff, not the stuff they put in cannisters) on top. If anyone sees it, can they please let me know and I'll come round and pick it up? I was gonna put some expensive hundreds and thousands on it but I'm glad I didn't now. thanks
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Name Bert Shoosmith

Recipe Love all. Embrace all. Include all in the warm embrace of your love. Cultivate divine love or unreserved love. Love your neighbour as your own self. Love God with all your heart, all your mind and all your soul. Hatred ceases not by hatred but by love. Return hatred with love. Love long. Love must be of an enduring nature. Speak lovingly. Act lovingly. Serve lovingly. Eat in love (of course!). Talk in love. Write in love. Think in love. Walk in love. Be an embodiment of love. In this way you will understand the very real reason for the existence of the Whitey sitey.
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Name Sivananda

Recipe 12 February 2002. Congratulations to anyone who's making an Escape, Great or otherwise.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Oops. 19 Feb, I mean. Not sure how that happened. Apologies for any confusion caused.
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Name Dateman

Recipe This weekend we had a very interesting workshop on Ayurvedic Counselling with Angela Hope-Murray. This coming weekend we hope you will all join us for the visit of our acharya Swami Kailasananda, who will be emitting satsangs on Friday, Saturday and Sunday, a Saturday workshop Conquest of Mind (1-3pm) and on Sunday the asana class at midday, with a special emphasis on Stilling the Mind in Arkansas. For those of you unable to come, Swamiji will be with us again at our Easter Retreat in Wapping. On Saturday we will continue after satsang with a Santoor Concert (7.30pm) with Tarka Bhattycharya, accompanied on tabla by Shiv Shankar Raymond. Tarka is a very fine musician, his music resonating with an extraordinary richness and depth, and the concert is sure to captivate the heart and the imagination. It should be a wonderful day so please do come along. Health is wealth. Peace of mind is happiness. Yoga shows the way.
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Name Sivananda

Recipe I owe pat and stretch beer
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Name boats

Recipe My brother makes/sells a pancake mix called "Roswell's Original Pancake Mix", and he actually sent me a link to this site. I had made him a website you can visit and actually works. Go to: www.expage.com/3flours Anyway..I once told him I used his mix to make "waffles" and he reminded me it was a "gourmet" pancake mix...lol. Anyway you can order from his site too. Bye from the Florida Panhandle.
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Name JENNIFER ROSWELL

Recipe The absolute best pancakes I have ever had were from Waterlo Iowa at a place called Morges and he had the best syrup black as oil, but oh so sweet. I would love to have those recipes.
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Name Jim

Recipe my best pancake experience was when I was travelling at waikiki. there I went to the restaurant called eggs and things there are the best pancakes of the world!!!! You should try them!!!
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Name Ilari

Recipe I made a half-hearted attempt to get closer to the meaning of "panacaka." Since the web is still short on references to that word, I looked at one context of "pancaka" which may (not) be the same word. I found: "Lord Parasurama killed all the ksatriyas, and their accumulated blood flowed like a stream. Lord Parasurama dug five big lakes at Samanta-pancaka and filled them with this blood." I'm guessing theat "Samanta-pancaka" means "mashed potatoes" and that "ksatriyas" means "where gravy comes from." But I suspect that I'm still off track. I go now to seek easier challenges.
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Name Larry Hosken

Recipe It's getting so a socca supporter can hardly get a word in edgewise.
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Name The Author

Recipe I do not comprehend the obsession that you ppl have with pancake. You should try aloo roti.
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Name Kachori

Recipe I am not much of a pancake lover but I would like the recipe for Mango pancakes but the best pancakes I've ever tasted were pancakes topped with m&m's.
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Name Bianca Doss

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
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Recipe MY GOD, pancakes??? I guess you can all dig pancakes if you want... but its strange!! Its all about the tacos. Yee-ah!! I have to go, because frankly this site just scares me. Sha-pow!
Email anonymous
Name The Taco Queen

Recipe I wonder if there is any empirical evidence that would support my hypothesis that people tend to post less often on this site when they have girlfriends? But is there a correlation with the amount of pancakes they consume, too? I think we should be told.
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Name Zero Mostel

Recipe ...I'm speechless. That's all I have to say about that.
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Name Beatfox

Recipe Junk mail I received today March 6, 2002
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Name whitey

Recipe Whitey - nice fake junk email. You're on commission, aren't you? You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but you can never fool this stuffed animal.
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Name Bungle

Recipe Sitting in Holland, contemplating tomorrow's space pancakes. Now I've been having a very eventful time, ladies and germs, and a lot of it has involved pancakes. Last night I threw some pancake mix around my kitchen, but also proved that Bisquick works fine with "So Good" soya "milk". Also some crepes suzette in the Cafe de Paris, Monte Carlo (where they were invented), a failed attempt to find socca in Nice, a pancake brunch in Balans of Old Compton Street, some doughy pancakes getting a little too close to the scrambled eggs in Gabriella's, a big pancake discussion in a pub in the North Laine... the list goes on. As for Zero's perceptive comments, I can confirm that I have been doing some research into this matter, which explains all the above occasions. Pancake consumption up, posts down. Goeten Tageboem, as they don't say here.
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Name The Author

Recipe Vrijdag 8 Maart 2002.
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Name Dateman

Recipe back when i was a young boy in new york, my family didn't have much money. whe had just moved here from africa. it was hard being the only white family in africa, but thats a different story. anyway, my mom was a great cook, and everything was home made because that was the cheapest way. she made pancakes alot because it could feed out big family. i remember this one timeshe came up with the idea to roll it up like a taco and pour the syrup into it. it was a good idea for my mom ( knowing her enteelagence) but the syrup would always shoot its load all over me. i am now a pancake enthusiest and i regualary go to competitions and smoke the old ladies who think they can cook better than someone who was raised on pancake, damm, i practicly servived on them in my younger life. thanks for letting me express my wonder thoughts about magical pancakes. and can anyone recomend a syrup?
Email id rathernot say
Name dikemibe the giant pancake crazed african man

Recipe Well, um, hey, this is Jim here. i just want to start off by saying i love the site, it has been such and influence on my art and music, which is what i'd like to talk about. I want everyone to hear my new record, "pancake dreams" you can buy it for $4.99 at most IHOP locations. I sometimes make a big stack of pancakes, and poke a hole in the middle and hump them till they get all crumbley. i recommend it. well anyway, im going back to the recording studio to work on my new album "the complications in a pancake lovers life" its due out next fall. thanks guys. -Jim
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Name jim iyma

Recipe i guess my pancake loving experience started when i hit puburty. i was just this horny little kid who would jerk 3-4 times an hour. well this one time during breakfast at school, they were serving pancakes. i was like sweet,i got pancakes. i then noticed the lunch ladie had carved out the center of the pancake stack( there were 5 pancakes piled up). well since i hadn't masturbated in like 15 minutes, i needed to relive myself. when nobody was looking, i shoved the short stack down my pants. all i can say is ....WOW.the girls like the look on me too, u know what i mean.anyway. i have now been hallowing out pancakes for years now and stuffing it down my pants for pleasure. if u can think of a better use for pancakes, i like to hear it.
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Name pancakes make me giggle

Recipe Impurities in the mix again. What on earth can be done. I wish it would rain.
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Name Nanci Griffith

Recipe As a silent observer of this site for quite some time, I finally feel compelled to ask for some help. As true connoisseurs of pancakes, I feel you are in a position to help me with my dilemma: I think I have been seduced by a pancake fanatic. I think he has wooed me entirely with pancakes. Is this possible? Could my feelings for him be based solely on our numerous pancake outings? Is it the sweet taste of maple syrup rather than his witty conversational skills? How is a girl to know when so much of our time together has revolved around pancakes? Should I put it to the test and ban all types of pancakes from our relationship as a test of his true feelings for me? Help!!!
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Name Confused

Recipe You tink you can go around making little children scared of pancakes by making this site so noticeable?! I tink you will scare the poo out of the younth minds who converse with this strange website. I need to go buy more pancakes now. BYEBYE
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Name Georgifer Drury III

Recipe One time at band camp.....well you know the rest. PANCAKES RULE!!!!
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Name Sommer Suarez

Recipe I HATE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're nasty kurt cobain rules!!!!!!!!
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Name flowella phoeboe abishag

Recipe I HATE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're nasty kurt cobain rules!!!!!!!!
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Name flowella phoeboe abishag

Recipe I HATE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they're nasty kurt cobain rules!!!!!!!!
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Name flowella phoeboe abishag

Recipe One time at band camp.....well you know the rest. PANCAKES RULE!!!!
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Name Sommer

Recipe Dear Confused Petrol, I would guess, lies at the centre of your relationship with your car. Do you think it would be a worthwhile experiment to see how you get on with your automobile absent gasoline? Now stop asking silly questions and go put some socca in the oven.
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Name Sosho

Recipe yeah and this one time at banana camp i went to amsterdammit and ate many pancakes and they were nice but also sone space pancakes from the planet evil and they were nasty and i went insane and sometimes i still am five days on like this morning i thought the curtain rod was in code and send in the clowns so i can kill them and cut and such and don't bother they're here.
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Name Big Hal

Recipe i lllloooovvvveeee panacakes. yup. Yup. Satan is the devil.
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Name bob the merchant

Recipe yeahm, you all are the devil. Loving pancakes. Who ever heardof someone marrying a pancake. I hate pancakes. i am soooo scaried of you. Why do you love panacakes. You all are a bunch of lunatics. Lunies. all of you are the diablo.
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Name TAhe Kingassssssdddllllaaaaaaaaay

Recipe Do you know what happens if you give a pig a pancake? http://shop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbnInquiry.asp?salesurl=Ishop.barnesandnoble.com/booksearch/isbninquiry.asp&isbn=0060266864
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Name Oink

Recipe In simplicity is the secret of real beauty. Simplify your life. Be humble, pure, straight forward and true to yourself and others. Be good and do good so that each tomorrow will find you farther than today. Be humble, be meek, be pure, be holy, be peaceful. Be charitable. Become wise. Whoever does anything with enthusiasm, patience and perseverance, never fails to achieve their object. Annihilate desires. Seek the company of saints and devotees. Control the mind. Control anger. Help the needy. Kill the ego. Be grateful. Respect the great. Be truthful. Indulge not in gossip. You will attain supreme blessedness. Cultivate sympathy and mercy for all beings. Expand your heart and embrace all. Eve lacks piano, o my state!
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe Aha.
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Name Yoga Bear

Recipe Graffito from a memorial to a recently-dead student pictured at http://www.dailycal.org/article.asp?id=7999 "I only ever made you pancakes once but you requested penut butter ones. And I would make them forever." Now I feel sad.
Email pancake4d@lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe Impressed as ever by your ability, Larry, to find rabbits with pancakes on their heads, walls daubed with the word pancake, etc, I can only assume that your very condsiderable web monitoring resources are a part of some awesome intelligence empire you have at your disposal. Consequently, I wonder if you could assist me in a little counter-intelligence: specifically, by shedding any light on the mystery of how our yogic friend has managed to correctly identify my identity, while maintaining his or hers a mystery to me and, I assume, to us all. Thanks in advance.
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Name The Author

Recipe Today is 15 March 2002, but Sivananda's controversial post showed up, I think, yesterday.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Sounds like a case for the really persistent guy. Sosho, McSharebottom and the good doctor all deny responsibility, and it's hardly Lethbridge's style. Sosho could well be bluffing, that's all I can say. Tucker out.
Email rob.tucker@aol.com
Name Rob "the really persistent guy" Tucker

Recipe First time Rogo smoked, guess what? - paranoid; First time he knew satisfaction; he was young and unemployed; Down the decades every year, Summer leaves and his birthday's here, And all his friends stand up and cheer And say "man you're stoned!" (And he thanks them for being such a wonderful audience).
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Name Rene Magritte

Recipe Yo wat up playerz. This is the one and only pimp daddy Bubba Sparx. When i am not at home playin my Nintendo GameCube i love the refreshing taste of Hash Pancakes. They make me feel warm all over and i cant wait until mamma Sparx makes them again. And maybe my next white rap song will be about my favorite thing in the whole world. No fools not Vanilla Ice, Pancakes. I hate all of the hetoralsexual people that think rap is only for black boyz. I am Bubba Sparx and me and my husband will enjoy our next dish of mammas pancakes
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Name Bubba Sparx

Recipe To The Author: My web of intelligence is, as ever, not so accurate when I try to focus it on some query. I can't even figure out your question, unless... unless The Author is none other than Angela Hope-Murray! No, wait, that doesn't make any sense. Maybe I missed something while trying to visualize how one would go about frying a moebius pancake. (That is, a pancake in the shape of a moebius band.) Assuming that you were frying it in the presence of gravity, would you need more than one moebius pan to keep the batter from falling on the ground? If so, how many pans? Uhm, what was the question?
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Name Larry Hosken

Recipe [Correction: After some experimentation, I realize I was wrong to use the phrase "moebius pan". The pan one would use to cook a moebius pancake is not, itself, moebius-band-shaped. I'm not sure exactly what it is, actually. But I'm sure it has more than one side. (Of course it would, I don't know what I could have been thinking.) (This might beg the challenge of how one would engineer the heating element that would, presumably, be on the "other" side of this pan.)]
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Name Larry Hosken

Recipe Good heavens, things seem to have taken a most extraordinary turn around here! Crikey!
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Name MC Fukka

Recipe hey, scribe-dude. your anonymity is, like, a non-anonymity. and on and on. wild.
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Name otto

Recipe Security breach! / Sivananda has triumphed / The sitey is changed.
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Name Haikukluxklansman

Recipe Share with others what you have. Keep a few coins in your pocket always and distribute them in charity daily to poor people. Practice this at once. In sharing there is joy and peace. Sharing generates cosmic love and destroys greed. Sharing removes selfishness and creates selflessness. Sharing purifies the heart. Sharing develops oneness. Share with others whatever you possess, physical, mental, or spiritual. You will expand and you will experience oneness and unity of life. You should be thirsty to do charitable acts daily. You should not lose any opportunity and if there are none you should create opportunities. If one can destroy one's miserly nature, a great portion of sadhana is over. If you give, the whole wealth of the world will be yours. You will enjoy peace, plenty and prosperity. You make a living by what you get, but you make a life by what you give. Always give, give, give. This is the secret of abundance and of divine life.
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Name Sivananda

Recipe Sadhana? Sadhana? Sadhana? Sadhana? The word has lost all meaning.
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Name Anonymous (not)

Recipe Sorry, Author. I'd love to help you, but I'm as stumped as you are. Exactly as stumped. Funny that.
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Name Big Hal

Recipe I think this is a case for M&S. Agents M&S, I mean, not the department store.
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Name O My State

Recipe To solve a mystery such as this, we have to look beyond our earthly boundaries, and be in contact with some kind of higher reality. The truth is out there. Russell, can you hear me?
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Name Fox Mulder

Recipe Now I am normally very good with understanding things from other dimensions but I'm of no use to M&S on this one, although my services remain open to the other M&S on other things. Is it too late to resign? I'm off to find me a pannenkoekenhuis.
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Name Frank Winatra

Recipe It appears as though I am going to have a brunch (crepes and champagne, apparently) with the woman in Paris on Sunday. Does anyone want me to pass on their regards? I kind of feel that some of you ought to know her but one is never quite sure. And where has Whitey gone? I miss her calming posts in these manic times...
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Name Eddie Merckx

Recipe Ref: Film of Show Boat (1936)- In the scene, where ``Ah Still Suits Me'' is sung, we can see an ``Aunt Jemina Pancake Mix''- box standing on the table.
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Name Film Buff

Recipe Well! on Monday, I found myself on the Rue George Washington, just off the Champs Elysees. Imagine my surprise when I walked in to a creperie called Les Ecuries, themed as a horses' stable, and very well done, too. In there, I was consumed by ecstasy as I devoured the most amazing crepe, the "Orange Delices," which consists of fine vanilla ice-cream, wrapped in a spongy crepe, and covered in orange slices which have been soaked in Cointreau. Oh yeah, and then half a glass of Grand Marnier gets poured on top and set on fire. Forgive me for actually posting something about pancakes but I thought you would understand.
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Name Dario G

Recipe So, last night we couldn't be bothered cooking, so we crossed over the meat market and went to a Surinamese place (which claimed to specialise in Surinamese, Indian, Chinese and basically every other type of cuisine). Imagine my surprise when i was presented with a big pancake (and I mean big - about 50cm in diameter), wrapped up in cellophane. Only, they called it a "roti". Now, as the man with the tiffin will tell everyone, a roti is a chapatti, which are generally about 20cm in diameter and, perhaps more importantly, NOT made in a microwave and wrapped up in polypropylene. While the accompanying murgh masala was passable, such fraud on the honour of the pancake, and the roti, ought to be exposed. I remain, Sirs, your humble and obedient servant, etc.
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Name Zero Mostel

Recipe Greetings to you all on this, the first day of Pesach, that's Passover to us gentiles. Maybe we're gonna have chicken soup today? Imagine my surprise when I found out that one of the essential ingredients for today is matzos. They're like bumpy pancakes but...uh...crispy and tasteless (in...er...the flavourless sense, that is - I mean, you can get tasty ones with bits of onions and sesame seeds in them but the Old Guard regard them as kinda...uh...tasteless). One of the things you do with them is make Matzoh Brie. But from what I can see, Matzoh Brie consists of matzos, eggs and jelly. But none of the good stuff. Mr Cheeseman would not be impressed. Meanwhile, I trust that his mate will be having a Brilliant time.
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Name Professor Spacecake

Recipe can anyone tell me how the name pancake came about and who came up with the recipe. I really would love to know.
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Name toni

Recipe Mi domando se mangiano drappeggiano con crespo a Firenze? Forse Neri per Caso conosce la risposta...
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Name Q Formagii

Recipe MT after eating too many potatoe pancakes: Yeah, the trick for me is to drink just enough Coke to stay awake while not rupturing the stomach! MT
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Name Fredman

Recipe Yesterday, I wandered around the streets of the Big Apple wearing nothing except a pancake over my face. I have to say, I prefer panties.
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Name David McCallum

Recipe Good thing I didn't order the Perfect Pancake, the worlds first spatula-free pancake maker, right away. Last night on TV I saw the ad for the Perfect Pancake, the worlds first spatula-free pancake maker, and they said if I ordered by phone I would get the Perfect Pancake, the worlds first spatula-free pancake maker, AND a heart-shaped ring for making heart-shaped pancakes AND a pancake batter dispenser that dispenses the perfect amount into the Perfect Pancake, the worlds first spatula-free pancake maker AND a recipe book to make all kinds of delicious pancakes!!! All for $19.95 - now if I remember correctly, the number was 1-800-82-0100, or something like that... Best part of it was, you use this pan for other things too, like eggs overeasy...it's really up to you.
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Name whitey

Recipe Dear Whitey - my sources reveal that Mr Know It All has hopped over the Atlantic to order one, as he couldn't get the free-phone number to work from home. Meanwhile, I continue to resemble a rounded culinary utensil.
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Name Mr Spoon

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
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I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
Remote Address: 216.126.165.22
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Recipe Time is the richest treasure. Time is life. Utilise time profitably in spiritual pursuits. Waste not even a second. Time can never come back and is rolling on with tremendous speed. Your birthday reminds you that your life is shortened by a year. On this day, make a firm resolve to make your future life more fruitful and useful. Do not postpone doing good deeds, for there is no certainty of life. What you propose to do tomorrow, do today. What you propose to do today, do this instant. Do in the daytime that by which you will live happily in the night. Do in the early part of your life that by which you will live happily in old age. Do throughout your life that by which you will happily after death. Past, present and future are all relative. Present becomes past. Future becomes present. Present alone is real. Live always in the present. Yesterday is but a dream. Tomorrow is but a vision. You cannot remedy the past. You are not sure of tomorrow. Do not worry about the dead yesterday or the unborn tomorrow, but concentrate on today, the eternal present. Live well every day as if it is the last. Every day is the turning of a new leaf and every year, the beginning of a new hope.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe muchas gracias, Sivananda.
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Name whitey

Recipe Happy Hoishmasheeshkish Day... April 14. Eat pancakes!
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Name Cliff

Recipe Please help. I ended up in chrge of buing the groceries for a church pancake supper. We expect to serve about 100 people. Dinner will be pancakes, saugage links or bacon, coffee or juice. Since the men will be cooking, we want to keep it simple and easy so we are planning on using all ingreidients included - but water store bought pancake mix. But how much stuff do I buy?
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Name Chuck Maguire

Recipe I hope that murderous heads of state, past and present, are choking on their poffertjes today.
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Name Dhr Wim Kok

Recipe Life is meant for service and not for self-seeking. Do your duties well and sincerely. Privileges will then follow unasked. Hold your life for the service of others. The more energy you spend in elevating and serving others, the more the divine energy which will flow to you. The first step on the spiritual path is selfless service of humanity. Selfless service is the watchword along the road to salvation. Grow in love, purity and self-sacrifice. Live for others and become a servant of humanity. Love all, serve all, be kind to all, embrace all. Collect some old clothes and distribute them to the needy. Seek out the lowly and the miserable; cheer up and bring a ray of comfort by serving unstintingly. Console the disconsolate. Comfort the distressed. Finally, think for yourself how best you can utilise your energy, your intellect, your education, your wealth, your strength, and anything you possess, for the betterment of others. Do not lose a single opportunity in helping and serving others. You will be blessed.
Email siv@youknowtherest.OK
Name Sivvo

Recipe At Easter, our youth group at church always has a pancake breakfast. We found out that the best way to make very fluffy and delicious pancakes was to make beer batter pancakes. I think you put in about half beer and half water instead of just water. They are delicious! They are even good without syrup, but much better with it. If you live in the United States, go to Wal-Mart and pick up a bag of Country Cousin sausage. It goes extremely well with the pancakes and is so delicious and easy to cook!
Email RLTsGrrl@aol.com
Name RLTsGrrl

Recipe i love pankakes! my record of how many i can eat for 1 meal is 14! isnt that amazing? if anybody has beaten this record,e-mail me and tell me so i can eat more pancakes tobeat your record!
Email perfectme20
Name sause plicko

Recipe So this weekend I went to Antwerpen with Amateur Photographer. Although I have to say that I was very impressed with the beer situation (although it would probably be wasted on beer batter), I have to say that the native food situation seems to be equally dire across the Benelux. But, luckily, Mustapha from Maroc, Jose from Sevilla and our universal friends Tex and Mex managed to keep us well fed. Not one pancake in sight all weekend. But, to be fair, there was a very big cathedral. Although at the time I saw it, I was so hungry I would rather have had the pancake.
Email deheligeb@rbara.be
Name Jan van Eyck

Recipe Full Belly Deli in Danbury, CT has the best selection of flap-jacks I know... MMMmmmm special syrups of every flavor ! mmmmm... Then, put a fired egg on top and break the yoke !!!
Email beatit@notarealaddress.com
Name Dave Knight

Recipe the term pancake comes from pan-cake... It refers to the fact that pancakes are technically a cake (contains, butter, four, milk, and eggs) and they were cooked in a flat-pan as opposed to a regular, deep, cake-pan. oddly enough, the term 'pan-cake makeup' is commonly thought to have come from 'pancake' due to the fact that it was applied with a pancake shaped pad... But not so... the 'pan' comes from 'pan-chromatic' and cake comes from the shape of the container the makeup came in originally... The makeup was created to keep actors and actresses from appearing green (with the old, standard makeup that was used at the time) in conjunction with the incandescant lighting and the new pan-chrmatic film. this new makeup made the actors and actresses appear to have a normal flesh skin-tone. yo mama
Email goaway@noneofyourbusiness.com
Name dave knight

Recipe my personal secret ingredient (and now Im ust have you all killed for knowing this), is Vanilla extract AND sugar. trust me on this one folks, adding these two ingredients will kick your cakes up a notch into the sublime ! the vanilla is mostly for your nose (the smell it adds to the cakes is great)... The sugar not only adds a swetness to the cakes(that makes them almost good enough to eat without syrup), but it helps brown them in the pan.
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Name dave knight

Recipe pancakes...nathan likes pancakes..stace loves pancakes...and for all u coeliacs ppl out there..wheat free pancakes rok...andy doesnt really like pancakes..but then again...jarrad likes pancakes...so here is my question.. pancakes with NUTELLA or JAM.....
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Name stef

Recipe ugh!!!! all that suger and apple etc, typical americans! wayward but somehow lovable, like little kittens (with guns!). fave addatives to good pancake batter are: olives and garlic, parmasan,season all, seseme oil. and best filling: lime salad and goats cheese with slices of salami. (n.b. for texans: salad is the stuff that your food eats )
Email silly.rabbit@blueyonder.co.uk
Name silly rabbit

Recipe hey guys now it's Aril 24, 2002
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe man yu people are great, i love this site it brings the biggest smile to my face you all rock!
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Name k k

Recipe i think pancakes rule
Email gibberpoop@opopop.com
Name Tracy

Recipe Long time no post. Feeling naked on this site, not knowing da Siv's identity when mine is splashed all over the site in neon... but can just about bring myself to inform you that the date is 26 April 2002. Russell where are you when we need your omniscience?
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Greetings from considerably less far than on previous occasions. Yes, Dateman, Fox, Katie, Jemima, Author, and, most movingly for me, Whitey: I am back. My return to this site is, I appreciate, somewhat unexpected, for I believe I succeeded in making clear when I "beamed up", as some ragged clown so amusingly put it, that my departure was permanent. However, that and many other situations have now changed, as I shall attempt to explain. The project to open a channel of communication with Earth was abruptly cancelled when an act of aggression was committed against the planet of my origin by the inhabitants of the only planet we have found (apart from Earth) to harbor intelligent life. I would prefer not to write of the various unpleasant events which ensued following that act of aggression, but it is no exaggeration to say that life in the place of my birth is altered forever almost beyond recognition. Many of the technologies and practices which we considered advanced have had to be abandoned; in particular, we now operate as individuals much as humans do. We have also retrieved the technology required for space travel. When, for many of us, life became intolerable on Doyann, as I have taken to calling the planet, we sought exile elsewhere. I personally selected Earth as my destination, and spent many months working with other would-be refugees on a method to assume human form, which research was ultimately successful. Our journey to Earth was not without incident, but such stories are perhaps for another time. I can confirm that I am now honored to consider myself a permanent resident of your planet, and live the life of a human being. My location is, for the moment, secret, as I'm sure you will understand. I would now like to address a few matters raised in individual posts. Whitey, I am most grateful for your compliments on my English. You ask if I have ever made a mistake; alas my errors have been many, the greatest perhaps being my long- and dearly-held belief that the ways of Doyann were superior to those of Earth. We are technologically advanced, yes, but we have much to learn from humans. As to my alleged omniscience, I regret to say that my knowledge is severely restricted in many areas. For example, I am still quite unable to include a pancake recipe in my post; nor do I have what I believe is colloquially known as the "foggiest" idea who Sivananda is. Very best wishes to all.
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Name Russell

Recipe Er, right. So if I understand this correctly, there has been an alien invasion of earth. Ah well, what can you do, huh.
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Name The Author

Recipe umm... i dunno about pancakes... but i really enjoy pizza. i hate syrup too. so if i loved pancakes, they'd have to be chocolate... incidently... those are great at ihop.
Email anonymous
Name alexandria

Recipe Russell - thank dog you've arrived... Sivananda is a teacher of waystobealive. I'm still learning. Thanks for remembering us.
Email stickitout@boulder.net
Name whitey

Recipe You must radiate love to one and all. You must think of unity, speak of unity and act in unity. There is no stranger in this world. The sun, the flowers, the river Ganga, the sandal trees and the fruit-bearing trees all live for serving humanity in a disinterested spirit. The sun radiates its light alike over a cottage of a peasant and a palace of a Maharaja. The flowers waft their fragrance to all without expecting anything. The cool refreshing waters of the Ganga are drunk by all. The sandal tree wafts its aroma even to the man who cuts it with an axe. The fruit-bearing trees please the gardener who nourished them as well as the man who cuts them. Learn from these practical lessons. Share what you have - physical, mental, moral or spiritual - with all. Love thy neighbour as thyself. O tasty me! Mix with all. Embrace all. And you will shine as a dynamic yogi.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Siv

Recipe OK. Let's try some character profiling to ID Sivananda. Thirtysomething college dropout who has never set foot in India (if you think the Ganga's water is cool and refreshing, you should go for a swim in Patna - of course, to a good boy like me, the waters are cleansing, all the same) but who flicked through a brochure once. And, I deduce, "Siv" (surely only a honkey would presume to abbreviate Sivananda to this) does not know the first thing about pancakes. Has he ever submitted a recipe? I think not. O tasty me, indeed...
Email lovelygulabjamun@bakergunjbazaza.in
Name Gokhul

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
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I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
Remote Address: 207.228.209.59
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Recipe Elise Tuck LOVES pancakes more than anything in the entire universe! Even more than Brandon Gremban. :)
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Name elise tuck

Recipe I love pancakes! they are so good. I love them so much, as much as brandon gremban is is so hot! i love pancakes i love pancakes! i love pancakes! and i love you
Email ilovebrandon@aol.com
Name Regan Canada

Recipe I love pancakes! they are so good. I love them so much, as much as brandon gremban is is so hot! i love pancakes i love pancakes! i love pancakes! and i love you
Email ilovebrandon@aol.com
Name Regan Canada

Recipe I love pancakes! they are so good. I love them so much, as much as brandon gremban is is so hot! i love pancakes i love pancakes! i love pancakes! and i love you
Email ilovebrandon@aol.com
Name Regan Canada

Recipe THE BEST PANCAKES I HAVE EVER EATEN ARE AT IHOP. THEY ARE THE HARVEST GRAIN AND NUT ONES. YOU CAN'T BEAT THEM!!! IF I COULD FIND THE RECIPE I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY....FAYE DALTON.. TEXAS
Email jdalton@ev1.net
Name FAYE DALTON

Recipe hi. first off... i can eat 200 pancakes at one sitting provided that they are the silver-dime variety. make that about 75 if of the silver-dollar variety or just one if of the silver-planet variety. secondly... i have not tried vanilla, but do use plenty of sugar in my pancakes. actually i use succanat, which is much more flavorful. lastly... my typical pancake involves blueberries, but i tried strawberries and like wow man, that rules! have you hugged a pancake today?
Email Pan@Cakes.com
Name The Pan of Cakes

Recipe Yesterday, I went to this conference thing in this, like, grand old building thing. Although the lunch situation was a bit dire, and one would have been well advised to bring shades to fend off the glare of Her Majesty's clothing, the whole thing went off perfectly, due to AG's amazing organisational skills. Afterwards, I ate some Chinese kip and konkommer pancakes with the wife and then Captain Caveman joined us for a coffee or 2.
Email slimey@blimey.nl
Name Whacko Tjaco

Recipe There is only one language, the language of the heart. The path of selfless service is to practice the religion of the heart. Build on the edifice of love. Selfless service purifies the heart and opens it for the receipt of divine light. Plunge into selfless service. Cheer up the person in distress. Encourage the one who is dispirited. Wipe the tears of the afflicted. Remove the sorrow in a person by kind, loving words. Make someone smile when they are in despair. Be a lamp to those who have lost their way. Be a doctor and nurse to ailing patients. Be a boat and a bridge to those who want to reach the other shore of fearlessness. Spiritualise all of your activities. Let your eyes look with kindness, your tongue speak with sweetness, your hand touch with softness. But most of all, give good head.
Email Siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe Today is 9 May 2002 and I'm not in Rome, though I am going to Italy next week. Delighted to hear that oral sex is the answer to all the world's ills. That'll be a turn-up for Russell, who I imagine doesn't do such things.
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe In the book K-PAX, Russell is not the delusional who thinks he's from another planet, that's prot. Russell thinks he's Christ.
Email icare@lisa.com
Name Gene Brewer

Recipe Conscience is the light of the soul that is burning within the chambers of your heart. It is the little spark of celestial fire which makes known to you the presence of the indweller, the author of the divine laws of truth and holiness. Conscience is the voice of the self which says 'yes' or 'no' when you are involved in a moral struggle. It is a call from within to do an act or to avoid it. Conscience is the internal monitor. Sense of duty is conscience. Scrupulousness is conscience. Conscience is a form of truth. It is the knowledge of our own acts and feelings as right or wrong. It is a sensitive balance to weigh actions. It is the faculty or principle by which we distinguish right from wrong. It is a guiding voice from within. Conscience is like a silent teacher. It is the inner voice that shows you the path of virtue and godliness. It is very easy to stifle it but it is so very clear that it is impossible to mistake it. Only a virtuous person can use the instrument of conscience, for such a person alone can clearly hear this inner voice of the soul. Conscience can act freely and fully only when one has abandoned self-interest in everything that one does. Keep conscience bright and sharp by adhering to truth, duty and virtue. Then it will be your constant and elevating companion.
Email siva@dial.pipex.com
Name Sivananda

Recipe Italy, I hear, is the place to be, although they're more into pancetta than pancakes. That said, we're off to Berlin for the weekend. There's a carnival on, which must increase the likelihood of crepes. So I've been reading my Lonely Pancake guidebook. Apparently in 1989, some local chefs, tired of having to ask some official bloke called Charlie for permission to cross the city to procure fresh pancake mix, brought a great dividing wall crashing down by throwing molotov pancakes at it. If you look carefully, you can still see the fossilised remains of those pancakes on the streets today.
Email carnaval@paris.fr
Name Dario G

Recipe No matter how good you are, no matter how careful you try to be, sometimes you just fall down. My friend Bearzi lost his step and then his life this week when he slipped on Mt Gyachung Kang (7952m) and fell down from a height of 7264m. I want to express my deep sorrow and heartfelt condolence at his loss and pray to the almighty god to grant his departed soul eternal peace and happiness. He was a lover of pancakes. We'll miss his wit and wisdom. It's a gloomy day in Boulder.
Email hereiam@heavensgate.org
Name whitey

Recipe In my film we go to IHOP every week and I always order the same pancake (an excellent choice) but one time (at band camp) my daughter made me go to a different restaurant so I had a big tardy tantrum because they didn't have the same menu. I like IHOP pancakes the best. Love Sam.
Email sam@pam.com
Name sam

Recipe Sivananda's posts are really boring, man. Like, dude, go and be a lawyer or something.
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Name Siva Nandos

Recipe Are you sure this page isn't for pancake junkies?! You all need to get out more. Muffin man, your my hero. Took your tip about the maple syrup, bit sweet all the time.
Email lost for words
Name Maple Syrup

Recipe Not much pancake action to report in Deutschland, although we had great breakfasts in the Schwarzes Cafe (open 24hrs - check out the genitalia-shaped sinks in the loos) and Cafe Wintergarten (once AG finally decided which seats to take). Got a bit p*ssed off that no-one trusted my sense of direction (hey, at 1am - or any time, for that matter - I think I can sniff out a bar better than someone who's totally smacked up) but things picked up on the final day in the Jewish Museum when pride of place was offered to a preserved matzo (see Prof Spacecake's dissertation on this crispy Jewish quasi-pancake above)dating from 1933. Finally, a word of warning for those hoping to see the Brandenburg Pancake in the near future: please note that it is currently hidden beneath a polythene advertisement for some Kraut bank.
Email hiding@hotelbogota.de
Name Pablo (Sshh - You ain't seen me)

Recipe Oops. I appear to have had a bit of an accident. I may be the King of endurance racing but urban cycle paths are far more dangerous. Have you seen my teeth? They must be lying around somewhere. I wish there was someone here to make me some soft pancakes to eat: I'm getting sick of soup.
Email kickass@tdf.fr
Name Eddie Merckx

Recipe 2 June 2002. Happy Jubbly to her Maj (no relation to his).
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe Teeth? Where we're going, we don't need teeth.
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Name The Author

Recipe Belgians,eh? What a waste of space. all that fancy fruit in their beer? apples? strawberries? a bit of banana in your beer? no thank you. i'd rather have some raw fish. a bit of tuna? mmm? some mackerel? i can smell Hull from a mile away. talking of which, mrs manager, what's for lunch?
Email getnak@ta.jp
Name Ron Manager

Recipe So I find myself in the World Trade Centre in Amsterdam, wherein there is a great supermarket (actually, the Dutch don't really do supermarkets. In fact, they don't really do super anything). Anyway, this supermarket, which doesn't sell bread, or butter, or water, or fruit/veg, still manages to stock twelve different types of maple syrup. And there, in the substantial pancake section, I spot a bottle of "Bungel" pancake syrup. Now you're talking. I bought all 8 bottles. The store security guard stared at me as I left. At first, I thought he was surprised to see a bear in the WTC but, upon reflection, I think it was the 8 bottles that caught him off guard...
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe Well what a nice site we have here, and I am glad to have discovered it. I help people across the world to deal with their problems with pancakes and believe me there are quite a few at the moment. Look forward to seeing more posts and lots more pancakes.
Email Etienne
Name Mrs Etienne

Recipe eatin em...
Email wanna_live_or_die@hotmail.com
Name Abi

Recipe Would you believe it? It's an early exit for the Frenchies and the Argies. They'll be dancing in the aisles of my local Somerfield. Fish'n'chips for breakfast! Extra ketchup and vinegar, please. General Galtieri? More like General Belgrano. Port Stanley? Mrs T? Harrier Jump-jets to the rescue! Go the Swedes! And go the mighty Senegal! Do you know where Senegal is on the map? Someone get me a globe. My sense of geoggers may be askew but I can smell a good brie. And so will Lemerre's bunch of pansies when they get the Snailtrein home. no more horses for Henry or dead cow for LeBoeuf. Back to the foundries of Bolton for Youri Djorkaeff (and bonus points if you can get that on on a triple word score next time you play Scrabble, Mrs Manager!). Back to Vidal Sassoon for Pettit. And someone tell Baldy Barthez to go easy on his Camels. He couldn't see that free-kick for the haze in front of him! Hurray for Posh Spice and all things nice and Brooklyn Beckham (who lives in Peckham). God Bless the Queen! Did you see Rio tackling today, Ma'am? Majestic! Go Svengali (is he Bengali?). Anyone up for a curry? Um?
Email gonefor@walk.jp
Name Ron Manager

Recipe At times like this I recall the visit I made to Brussels with an antipodean lady of russian extraction. The patisserie and cafe scene really is amazing there (especially travelling from a country where mashed up puke and veal deep fried repeatedly until someone buys it is considered a delicacy). Also, they do these incredible savoury pancakes - they consist of a kind of pinky-orangey, almost fish-like flesh, encased in a hard black shell (which one does not eat). They are served in big pots and you can have all sorts of sauces poured over them - my favourite one was the creamy, herby, garlicky, wine-based sauce known as "marinere". Anyway, apart from the food, apparently Brussels is also the place to buy items of furniture, as long as you take along a substitute-Congolese-slave type figure (maybe a relative of Aunt Jemima?) to lug it around for you...
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Name Justine Henin

I love pancakes but my mother didn't teach me to be polite!
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Recipe oh no! the mighty three lions have fallen on their swords. would you believe it? i mean, i know this england side isn't exactly the one that brought the old jules rimet home to Wember!ley in '66 but then this lot of jokers from copacabana beach ain't exactly brimming with Cesars and Peles! i read in the paper that ronaldinho had seven women last night as a pre-match warm-up. today he had 14 englishmen and a swede and still had 30 minutes to cool off in a shower in the 2nd half! could you imagine if he'd had 10 women? eh? Seaman would have been leaking goals in everywhere. ronnie biggs, eh? make way for ronaldo! Riva Amazon? move over for Rivaldo! when the ball hits the net and it's not Cadette it's Scolari! 22 men sweaty men running around in tight shorts? Look at Mrs Manager dribble! Sugar Loaf Mountain? bronzed babes in bikinis? yes please! beach volleyball in the sun? sipping cokctails on a hammock? doing the samba in Rio? Not for En-ger-land, I'm afraid. It's back to steak and kidney pie in grim Humberside for the weekend for them. As a great fellow football pundit called Nancy once said, their boots were made for walking. And that's just what they'll do...
Email t@xiforengerla.nd
Name Ron Manager

Recipe 29 June 2002. What on earth has been going on?
Email the@date.org
Name Dateman

Recipe 7/4. As our cousins (including you, Ken) overseas say. Where's Dateman? Hope y'all have a good one. I wanted to have blueberry pancakes for breakfast but the only thing i could find were corn flakes.
Email Longfellow.Hawk@Airwolf.jmv
Name Longfellow

Recipe I love pancakes. I mean I like them a whole lot. So this one time, in my kitchen, I was just chillin', making some of my special Lemon Fluff® Pancakes. All of a sudden, one came to life. And...it talked! "Hello, Joe!" it said. "I love you! Don't eat me!" What a lovely Lemon Fluff® Pancake, I thought. "OK, I won't eat you," I said. "But how about a cup o' joe with me, Joe?" "That sounds absolutely fantabulous!" the Lemon Fluff® Pancake said. So we went out that night. Since that lovely morning 4 months, 21 days, 4 minutes, and 45 seconds ago (not that I'm counting), we've been on many lovely dates and we are getting married this coming October.
Email eat@joes.com
Name Joe Smith

Recipe Well, amigos, me and my mate went off to Pamplona the other day to see the famous san fermin festival. but when we arrived, all we could see were angry protesters having a riot with the police. so we ran into a local cafe and ate some spanish pancakes. very eggy and full of potatoes. in fact, maybe they were tortillas patatas. i don't know. i was very drunk on calimocho and company. they do great breakfasts there, too - churros con chocolate. anyway, the highlight of the festival is the daily running of the pancakes through the town, which is a very dangerous event. at 8am every morning, a canon sounds and six to eight wild pancakes are released into the narrow, ancient lanes of pamplona. drunken tourists are cut down as they panic and trample on each other, trying to escape from the lethal pancakes. only the true experts, locals who attend this extreme sport par excellence every year, escape and live to tell the tale. i saw one american woman get gored quite badly by a couple of pancakes. it was very scary. the pancakes showed no mercy. i don't think i'll go back next year. i never thought that such a tame looking foodstuff could do such a thing...
Email thequietmexican@randomduniversity.nl
Name Sergio

Recipe Pancakes help others to think favourably of others and to do them good. It is universal love. True pancakes give the desire to be useful to others without thoughts of recompense or reward. A pancake is love in action. Pancakes begin at home, but should go abroad. The whole world is your home. You are a citizen of the world and therefore cultivate a generous feeling for the welfare of the whole world. Every good act starts with a pancake. Giving water to the thirsty is the beginning of a pancake. An encouraging word to a person in distress will move them to cook a pancake. Be kind and loving. Forget and forgive some harm done to you. Think well towards suffering people. Pray for their welfare. This will accomplish more good than much money. Giving pancakes must be spontaneous and unrestrained. Giving must become habitual. But do not advertise your giving. Do not boast. What your rignt hand does, the left hand should not know. It is easy to fight in a battle, but it is difficult to give a gift silently
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Name Sivananda

Recipe No left hand would WANT to know what MY right hand does.
Email arse@booty.com
Name Arse

Recipe Well I want to let you know that I bought my friend's road bike and ran all around town trying to buy some bike shoes (there are clipless pedals so of course I need new shoes). When I was riding and found the shoes too large, I was lucky I had the extra pancakes with me to stuff in the toes of the shoes. The next pair turned out to be too small, so again the pancakes came in handy to help pad the hotspots with their fluffiness. Let this be a lesson to you all. But, be careful with eating and riding - too many pancakes before the ride can be lethal. Adios!!
Email riding@ontheroad
Name whitey

Recipe Oh No! Talks broke down late last night with the Unions, so there's a huge public transport strike in London today. Just because some clown took pancakes off the menu at the staff canteen.
Email Bob@luckyluckylucky
Name Bob Kiley

Recipe While in England, I found out that a "flapjack" was an oatmeal cookie or a granola bar or something. It certainly wasn't a pancake. It certainly wasn't what I had in mind.
Email pancake4d@lahosken.san-francisco.ca.us
Name Larry Hosken

Recipe There is an Eritrean restaurant I know called Djebena, which I have been known to frequent. The traditional food of Eritrea consists of a very fluffy pancake upon which dollops of curried vegetables and meat are placed. You eat the food with your hands, wrapping bits of the curry with pancake. I find the food quite pitig. Yesterday, however, I was slightly bewildered by the fact that they had run out of chicken by 7.30pm; and also run out of beer, which meant that I had to drink Mongozo, a strange banana-flavoured quasi-beer. When it came to paying, their debit-card swiper wasn't working, which sent some people running to the toilet. There is something rotten in the state of Eritrea, I fear.
Email iinventedthemushroomyouknow@overpricedrestaurant.co.uk
Name Antonio Carluccio

Recipe you know antonio i used to enjoy much the same thing in an ethiopian restaurant on fortess road by the name of lalibela. but i hate you for inventing mushrooms. they make me icksay, as someone once said.
Email nasser100today@lords.org
Name Cricket Fan

Recipe do tortillas count as pancakes? i've been eating a lot of them recently.
Email nasser150@lords.org
Name Cricket Fan

Recipe I am afraid that they do not, amigo. But tacos are definately (sic) the way forward. Your Mr Benzinger may be of further assistance here...
Email thequietmexican@randomduniversity.nl
Name Sergio

Recipe In 1957, a monastery in Thailand was being relocated and a group of monks was put in charge of moving a giant clay Buddha. In the midst of the move one of the monks noticed a crack in the Buddha. Concerned about damaging the idol, the monks decided to wait for a day before continuing with their task. When night came, one of the monks came to check on the giant statue. He shined his flashlight over the entire Buddha. When he reached the crack he saw something reflected back at him. The monk, his curiosity aroused, got a hammer and a chisel and began chipping away at the clay Buddha. As he knocked off piece after piece of clay, the Buddha got brighter and brighter. After hours of work, the monk looked up in amazement to see standing before him a huge solid-gold pancake in the shape of Buddha.

Many historians believe the pancake Buddha had been covered with clay by Thai monks several hundred years earlier before an attack by the Burmese army. They covered the pancake to keep it from being eaten. In the attack all the monks were killed, so it wasn't until 1957, when the monks were moving the giant statue, that the great treasure was discovered. Like the pancake Buddha, our outer shell protects us from the world: our real treasure is hidden within. We human beings unconsciously hide our inner golden pancake under a layer of maple syrup. All we need to do to uncover our inner pancake is to have the courage to chip away at our outer shell, piece by piece, and get our hands sticky. Try it, you'll just might like it!

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Name whitey

Recipe I used to cut a nice, slim figure in the days when I worked in a ranch in the pampas. but then i moved to the netherlands and discovered pancakes, a cuisine far superior to the re-fried pigswill i sell in my restraunt. anyway, all i do now is eat pancakes and run shady deals from the back of my butt-end den of e coli, El Gaucho. i also provide a safe-house for suspicious arabs in my attic. anyway, i digress. i eat pancakes. a lot of pancakes. so many, in fact, that i have had to affix scaffolding to myself, as my poor legs couldn't offer enough support for me. i thank you for providing me with a forum to pedal my unique brand of garbage. i wish you good riddance.
Email fatgreasygit@argentinianrestraunt.nl
Name General Belgrano

Recipe It is traditional in Zuid Holland to bring pancakes to flatwarming parties. Yesterday, I think we were quite lucky that Rogo didn't show up with his special space pancakes.
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Name Professor Spacecake

Recipe here at trent bridge space pancakes have effectively been legalised, and i think some injun bowlers have been indulging in same. rogo? who he?
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Name Michael Vaughan

Recipe The secret of my success is a healthy helping of dosa for lunch. they're savoury indian pancakes. i like mine very spicy, washed down with a glass of lightly-peppered water.
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Name Rahul Dravid

Recipe We, my co-workers and I are trying to find the answer to.... Who invented pancakes? We were told the Swedish, but we are actually looking for a name.
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Name Casey

Recipe I did not like pancakes until I discovered the cornmeal pancake. It calls for 1 C. cornmeal, 1 C. flour ( I use half spelts flour and half wheat flour) 1 1/2 tblsp. baking powder, 1 tspn salt, 1/4 C. sugar, 1/4 C. oil, 2 eggs-I whip them a little before adding to the rest, and approximently 2 1/3 C. milk, give or take a few tablespoons. Add all the dry and then mix all the wet, put the two together and give them about 8-10 quick wisks and you have some good eating. Cook them in a skillet that does not stick or use cooking spray. Preheat your pan on med-low heat for 2-3 min. Add a ladle or so of the batter and cook until the pancake has little bubble holes on it. Then flip it over and wait about 1-2 min. just until it is golden brown. They are great! Be sure to always sift your baking powder or soda in a recipe. They tend to ball up on you and when you get one of the balls in a bite of food it is something you never forget. But, try the pancakes. They are great. I eat them with just real butter. My family loves them with real maple syrup. YUM
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Name Kathryn Goodrich

Recipe I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee PANCAKES
Email anonymous
Name ryan

Recipe I'm no dateman, but by my fancy, new, wrist-hourglass (thanks, Fred) it is September 24, 2002.
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Name No dates, man!

Recipe OK OK OK okay here I am. Apologies for the interruption in service. On the third stroke, the date sponsored by Unmovic will be 1 October 2002. Beep, beep, beeeep.
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Name Dateman

Recipe I'm back. You know, there were moments in the last month when the sheer physical distance of 12000 miles made me forget about the world of Bungle and Ken but something just keeps drawing you back. In my case, it was a distinct lack of pancakes in the Hunter Valley. That said, they had plenty of wonderful dessert wines and, face it, they're slightly classier than pan-fried batter. Anyway, T minus a week until the return to the Big Smoke...
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Name Botrytis

Recipe Why can't we have pancakes for dinner?
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Name dayday

Recipe well the thing of it is that i can't cook cause i have no arms. I'm typing with my toes but i LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE frozen pancakes i woiuld love to have pancakes for dinner but my wife so no.. cause it makes my sperm taste funny :( well i'm thinking of leaving my wife for the gay dude down the street he loves pancakes tooo. .but he has no nipples... sad day oh well i just wanted to say I LOVE PANCAKES.. :D
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Name JAYE BOB HINKLE

Recipe well, the thing is, my husband really loves frozen pancakes. he cant cook because he has no arms. i have no eyes so im using the brail on the keyboard. my husband wants pancakes but i wont let him because it makes his sperm taste funny. i suspect he may leave me for the gay dude down the street for his love for pancakes. hmm, oh well.
Email im not telling!
Name mary beth hinkle

Recipe HELLO? talk...um ok, the pancake is jumping! AHHH!!!! anyways, i am very serious about these certain types of pancakes. I mean this is so serious i can't even go outside without my trusty little pancake. He's so hot. His name is Gigglepus. But im so serious, pancakes scare me to death. They put the hell in hello. The put the ant in Elephant. The put the poo in poor. AHHH!!! PANCAKES MUST BE STOPPED! once, ok this is so sad, but you must listen. it's terrible. ok, so i was walking down the street one day, and this gang of pancakes in an orange van jumped out. They started screaming these samurai chants at me, and being the milkman that i am, i got out the milk things and i started throwing them at them. it didn't work. the pancakes got ahold of my head, and put syrup on me. then they said hello. it was the worst experience anyone could ever have. Now then, laterwise, i got up from the ground, and killed them pancakes. actually that didn't happen, but pancakes must die either way. hello.
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Name mokshuney55

Recipe Why do all these posts say Lipstick? It's like my clothes, which all say Killer.
Email goulashman@goulash.man
Name Goulash Man

Recipe For the love of pancakes, if you're going to faint, then you gotta do it right! WEll then, first you must crouch down eququisitly kind of like a small doggy. Then you should run in place only picking up your heel. While you do this pant also like a samll doggy only more umph-like. Capisce? But you must do this for approximately 45 minutes. Otherwise thou shall not faint. Afterwards, you must run very fast and much for 67 minutes exactly. Then, stop, and jump 23 times. then u hold ur breath until u faint. AMEN.
Email I am not telling you studpid kids my e-mail because I do not want any trash mail from anyone who wishes to give some to me. Amen. And look this is great too because I can just have a 500 letter word e-mail and this discombobulated little slot won't let me stop. So I forbid all pancake cookers to view this immense website. I cannot asure you enough my dear friends. Like I said the best things in life come in a sears bag. But nonetheless however, you must not exclude any pancakes in his or her booking. Did you know that if you go outside when it is cold and rainy, you may as well take off all your clothes and jump in a pole because it wouldn't make any more or less diffrence, because you would still have to see the hare aftrewards. You think I'm funny. Well, that's what it was like in the olden day. you know, everyone would laugh at me because i was so funny. But it's just not quite the same anymore. Now I suffer that people laugh at me because one of my eyes is missing. But I assure you that is no way to treat a retarded senior citizen who works at hooters. or was it the PANCAKE HOUSE!!!!! ahh, well then, let me tell you my favourite pancake experience
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe Funny thing is, I found an eye earlier today. Wonder if it's yours, Georgifer.
Email By Georgifer I do believe you're right. I can type as much as I like in this space. I'd like to address the interesting subject of mastering at this point. But I won't.
Name Bertrifuge Thatcher

Recipe I like to stick pancakes up my ass. Blueberry and ollallaberry pancakes are particular favorites. Don't forget the syrup!
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Name Goober

Recipe You know, maybe it was my eye Bertifuge
Email Now, just how old are you Bertifuge??? I myself, am only a wee bit off of 203 and am looking quite hot if i do say so myself.
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe first we have to buy some things 1 egg 2,exe 3,sugar 4, milk 5, do the mixture, then fry ,and you serve.
Email ednarotich2002@yahoo.com
Name edna

Recipe I am feeling somewhat unwell, having a bad headcold. Nevertheless for some reason I find myself passing through the sitey at just after half past midnight local time wherever it is that I live, and since I'm here I should tell you all what the date is. Someone's got to provide some service around here, after all. And it sure as hell ain't Russell, our elusive friend from another planet. I've really been hoping for news of the invasion to get out, you know. I mean, I don't know about you, but I think he's probably for real. Or at least, he probably thinks he is. And if you believe what you say yourself you can probably convince some other people too. Anyway, the date. Well technically, being after midnight, or zero hundred hours as our friends in the military, in public transportation and in continental Europe would put it, it's tomorrow already, and tomorrow's date, and hence technically today's, is 7 December 2002. I think this must be the longest message I've ever posted to this site. And it's not that I have anything more to say than I usually do, it's just that I can't seem to stop typing. I wonder if anyone's ever tried to send an email to the@date.org. I wonder if the domain date.org is available - maybe I should set up a site and stuff. Hang on, I think it's time to open a second browser window. Wow, date.org does seem to be available. That's almost too good to be true. Almost. But not quite.
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Name Dateman

Recipe stop it blinky
Email anonymous
Name anonymous

Recipe Now, i must feel the need to insist upon my favorite experiences that of my life, i will thus answer my previous question. Listening to the heart rate of a half christmas sled dog is indeed bad for your health and i must therefore ensue that thou dost not commit such an act in my enlightening presence for while enlightening, my wholly presence is thus an act of joy while yet still pertaining to myself as a god such as a mighty young man named Kyler. If Kyler as a three year old had been such as Noah and Nartete then myself and my such enlightening friends would have proceded to develop a relationship with him as such my amigo y my hermano did when she thus proceded to rape him, thus ensuing that his marriage was doomed. While ensuing this she also pleasantly left a pleasant surprise on his such as pleasant doorstep by the likes of excessive and frequent evacuation of watery feces, usually indicating gastrointestinal distress or disorder.Thus, I am done, or so for yet.
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Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe I am afraid of myself for i cannot send u a pic lemondude for thou art smelly. Once again, i shall call upon my companions Blinky and Nartete to help me out of my hole. How did i get into my hole? How do you think moron? By falling into it thus ensuing my amigos have fallen thrice into my life once again. Hast thou ever smelt the viscous, slippery substance that consists chiefly of mucin, water, cells, and inorganic salts and is secreted as a protective lubricant coating by cells and glands of the mucous membranes that have fallen out of and dried upon George Clooney's pillow whilst he delt a pack of cards. tHe EnD
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Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe Damn it Blinky, i said STOP IT!!!
Email anonymous
Name anonymous

Recipe Well, I have just gotten the latest version of Nartete And Noah Digest. Ensuing the fact that I am still an enourmous fan of The Great Fat Shlong. Oops, my daisies, I have with thou art have fallen to me thinks what is the ground, or perhaps even the seventh layer of thee gorgy earth. Thous the Farty Mayans thinks so as well as the dog on that corner of Devon, and Pancake. I just ran in to him a few days ago at the decline of the Turkish Prime Minister. That was quite a while ago. I plan to decipher (decode, break, crack, cryptanalyze, decrypt)the bank of Ghana. As of now I should stop, because your quite corny jokes are starting to drill through my Pernastacouse head. O god I am so lost with Nartete and Noah and also Kyler in my head...they're jumpink...o god, they got ahold of thee shlong! I gots to flee!!!!
Email my goodness I was a protestant before I figured out that I was god...thou shalt not farrrt for i am the...MULLINATOR!!!!!
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe And in sum, i must therefore resign my position as chief in law of pancakes. It tears me to do so but I shalt never again look upon the glistening silky hair of newborn Kyler for you see, my colleagues Noah and Nartete have recently given birth to a baby girl named Wilson such as a product of Jilly. Therefore once again I must proceed to inform thou about my good little elf friend Skippy. Skippy es una muchacho guapo pero el es mi primo. Bravo! Yo speako espanol! Now me digas! Tu tambien! Anyway, as I was smelling Max chewed on Suzi's ear recently as she has un petite marko from it. Suzi is my little dog. She is adorable and recently took classes to become special. Max is my husband. He's a little weird, though i guess i should not be conversing. We have been together for two happy weeks as we thus got married in a Mexican Jewish Wedding Chapel Bar at the state asylum. I was rather a rushed experience because dear Max's shindle was on fire and godness knows we couldn't let it burn. Well, this has been enjoyful. Kisskiss, it's time for me to take my tablets.
Email The Mullinator Stikes Again!!!
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe Blinky, I'm warning you.........
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Name anonymous

Recipe Georg
Email GoodBye.Georgifer Drury.
Name Glycerin is not thou ice mountain for thee. Tu es estupido. Yo quiero taco hell. Oops, my shindle, I must not burn it as my hubbie Max did. Poor thing. That shindle of his was a real gift of honor.

Recipe Blinky,I swear I'm gonna disown you......
Email anonymous
Name anonymous

Recipe And for heavens sake Pete, put some clothes on. Once again (is this getting old?Damn, i knew something was burning when i saw Grandma's knickers)Anyway, i will thus procede to inform thou of the sad little tale of the creepy child Harrison. Harrison was a good monkey, got good little grades, ate good bananas and always cleaned his branch, until he met Chester....Duh Duh Duh!!! Chester was NOT a good monkey. For Chester........Chester did....Edamame!!!!!!I know, i know. it's sad, unbelievably sad but tis the truth. Alas! My weary feet cannot bear to go on again once more for harder or less harder but tis the truth in the matter of love.
Email i was made for loving you baby, you were made for loving me
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe Frankly, I hardly recognize the old place. I mean, even Whitey and Dateman have become merely occasional visitors. I can remember the days when posts just used to flood in from such luminaries as Russell, MC Fukka, Rob "the really persistent guy" Tucker, some ragged clown, E. J. Richter, HM the Queen, Anne-Marie Hatstand, Leonard "busted at last" Spacek, Roy Benzinger, Sasha T. Moyet, Joe W. Bush, Alan Partridgegee, Lone Biker, the Riddler, Arthur Equity Pinstripe McSharebottom, Walter Burns, the inimitable Dr Kolowski, Nikko Erewego, Mr Crossword, Wendy Testaburger, Al (work sikko), Doctor Roger Winston Boogie Duggan, Gustav von Aschenbach, Mr Anagram, Che Zelong, Cruella Benjamin, Bungle, Sosho, Larry "Genius" Hosken, Frank Winatra, Ken "restraunt" Nichols, Nursey, Captain Caipirinha, the confusing Q Formagii (sic) and the confused Neri per Caso, Mad Rabbit, Nigel Woodall, Nigel Woodall, Big Hal, Zero Mostel, Professor Yaffle, Rogo, and of course, the winner of the Sherlock Holmes award for, er, fine violin playing, Sivananda. Whither such clarion voices? Woe is, albeit only slightly, me.
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Name The Author

Recipe My favorite is the mix, including nice corn-flour tastes, from Alfalfas. But the collective experience of viewing and sharing ideas here is in a class by itself....
Email don't be silly
Name Neal

Recipe Now about those children, they are being enthowingly delivered to thee nomad mountain again thus-wise. I never woulda thunk that my precious shindle could have escaped me house. But as you can see the shindle took off without even a _______. I know, terrible, but now then larry must go and pull out the shindle's pancake. you see, amy is bringin him lunch in twenty percise minutes. Excuse me, I must blow my nose, I am unhealthy. Anyways, moving on, Sonia brought the lady with the immensly large pigtails, prune juice. This made her not happy, but discombobulated especially because the immensly large lady wanted alcohol. Yes, while they were pulling out my tooth. Well that is all my troubles so far. Night, night.
Email I do not perceive to thus even my gobble by thinking of a such called e-mail, and must now thee inform according to the well refined child from Toboggan. Odd children are being delivered, excuse me.
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe thanx everyone for your patience and kind understanding during these turbulent times... i have been burning the pancakes at both ends and hardly finding the time to eat them (but I love the smell of pancakes in the morning),hey, where's Dateman?
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Name whitey@holdindownthefort

Recipe Aha, we're back in business, excellent. And congratulations to Whitey for the revamped sitey. Today is Wednesday 26 February 2003.
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Name Dateman

Recipe The second page, the 'middle of the fray', is I think the finest compilation of pancake posts. Those were the days, eh? These days I have little time for pancakes - too busy checking out the tunes on http://tomyates.com. Tom Yates - now there's a singer-songwriter who knows his pancakes, wouldn't you say, Sivananda?
Email steviewonderrules@yesterfoo.com
Name Mr Know It All

Recipe okay here's my favorite lyric from Tom Yates:
days of sun, days of wine, days of blue
when this old world, solid gold, feels brand new
find a tune, play it loud, sing it wild and clear
keep those days, love those days, days of blue

and here's my least favorite lyric:
well you got people telling you how to succeed
yeah and it's written in the books that you read
oh but i say you could throw that whole lot out
all you gotta do is do something about
that great big hole inside of your head
'cause one day it'll make you fall down dead
yeah you know you're gonna wind up dead
'cause of that hole - hole inside your head

Now, I think Tom needs to fill up with a warm stack of cakes and find alittle love, whaddaya think?

Email whitey@notsingingthebluestoday
Name whitey

Recipe For what it's worth, my favourite TY lyric is "how long had i been patient, when i knew i never should? / if you're drinking with the sheriff, how can you ride with robin hood? / well my bow is strung with horsehair, and my reason's all in rhyme, / and the only arrow that i could see was pointing out the time", but hey, are we really here to discuss lyrics? No, we're here to discuss pancakes. And on the savoury front, in Food for Friends the other day, I had a truly delicious vegetarian masala pancake with herb salad.
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe I hATE tOM yATES. iT'S sUCH A wASTE OF pANCAKES TO DO SUCH A pAGE.
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Name Mad Rabbit

Recipe Well I think Tom Yates is really Angela Hope-Murray. Tucker out.
Email rob.tucker@aol.com
Name Rob "the really persistent guy" Tucker

Recipe Sift 4oz of plain flour and a pinch of salt into a large mixing bowl. Break two large eggs into the middle, and whisk them while gradually adding 7fl oz milk, 3 fl oz water and a couple of tablespoons of melted butter. Keep whisking till the batter is smooth. (It's quite OK to have Empty Mirror playing while you do this.) Now grease a frying pan and make yourself around 15 delicious thin pancakes, great with maple syrup, jam, or sugar and lemon.
Email cherrypie@retardsrule.com
Name No Rogo

Recipe glory glory hallelujia. a lot of activity here, ain't there. are we tryin for a forth page? huyh? i invented the toaster pancake, nut it never caugt on.
Email anonymous
Name simon kumar

Recipe Grateful for the concern, but actually all is well. Threw out all the tacos, sold the car, no longer nuts. Warmly, Roy.
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Name Roy Benzinger

Recipe On the occasion of my enthronement as Archbishop of Canterbury, I am pleased to send you my warmest greetings on behalf of the worldwide Anglican Communion. I keep a secret stack of pancakes in the kitchens at Lambeth Palace in case of emergency.
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Name Dr Rowan Williams

Recipe anonymous
Email Over the next four years, George manages the company while his brother attends college in his place. When Harry graduates from college in 1932, he is to come back to Bedford Falls and run the family business. At the train station, George waits with Uncle Billy for his brother to return from college for the last time - while eagerly clutching travel brochures to Venezuela and the Yukon in his hands. He believes that he can finally be replaced at the company by his brother and turn over the management to Harry - he can, at last, leave Bedford Falls. As the approaching train whistle sounds, George explains the three most exciting sounds in the world: "Anchor chains, plane motors, and train whistles." The two brothers greet each other with overlapping lines when Harry bounds off the train. Unexpectedly, Harry is accompanied by his new bride Ruth (Virginia Patton), and George learns of Harry's promise of profitable work (out of town) in the research business for his father-in-law's glass factory in Buffalo. In a close-up of George's despairing, frustrated and dispirited face, he suddenly falls silent, realizing that he is doomed to stay in town. George is left alone as Harry returns to the train for his luggage. His dreams of escape and adventure are dashed, but he keeps his bitterness and discouragement to himself.
Name anonymous

Recipe What was the point of that, eh? What's that got to do with pancakes?
Email anonymous
Name anonymous

Recipe I like sweet pancakes, not savory. As Mr Yates puts it, "i like my candy / candy's good to me / my candy world is pretty as can be". The more sugar the better as far as I'm concerned.
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Name Mandy

Recipe I like my pancakes ROUND, perfectly round. Even better if they have like smiley faces cooked into them. Then, decorate them with whipped butter hair and apply warm syrup, and before you know it, you're eating head, um, I mean pancakes. oh, i'm sorry mom.
Email whitey@smilingroundtheworld
Name whitey

Recipe Today is Shrove Tuesday, pancake day, 4 March 2003. Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say.
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Name Dateman

Recipe Oh thanks for the reminder, I almost forgot. I'm going to IHOP for a short stack 'o cakes, whipped butter, and warm syrup, eat up mary!
Email whitey@ihop-or-pop
Name whitey

Recipe Sorry. I've been away for a while. Alas! I didn't meet Russell during my travels. However, I did note during my return flight last Sunday that the Independent on Sunday magazine had an interesting piece about "Mark Irvings's journey from Paris, Texas to the Bungle Bungles" [page 17] and [at page 52] a piece about "Pancakes of the World" which, of course, featured a reference to the famous (but elusive) socca, which it succintly described as "Street food in the South of the country, this large pancake is made with chickpea flour." Certainly no street that I found myself on. All that remains is for me to paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Email nicoleandewan@soccanet.fr
Name Bungle

Recipe Bungle, socca has been spotted on the menu of Terre a Terre, a fine vegetarian restaurant here by the seaside, though the menu had changed by the time I ate there. I'll let you know if it resurfaces.
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe Well, one might ponder as to where i have been all these sleepless nights in seattle, well i told him it was while u were Whooooooo, i was at the opera yesterday, si as i told my mothers ms. witherbride(woodspoon) insued that my jordan should go back to his bee as he was thus obsessed con mis titties and if you ever want to join me in my search for a hole to crawl into then i am wide open for to have a room mate such as eric.
Email CRUCIFIED!!!!!!!!!
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe If thees shticks stops conversing with gwendolyn-gertrude, shaneinei (my personal favorite) and archibald, then i will thus ensuingly be more or less therefore bigger the better discombobulated babushka. An odd one it is. I landed a job on it's beeping. Why is it beeping? It's all Babushka's fault. Always.
Email SillyRabbi@GeorgiePoo.com
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe Well isn't this a pleasant site, i would never have imagined that there were so many other pancake lovers out there and to think, a site about pancakes! i live in a little town of the coast of iowa and i just adore it to pieces. my husband and i both adore pancakes, they are just scrumptious. We have no children, as i am a thirty year old virgin. i am completly against sex as begotting is bad. and besides, eating pancakes makes my husbands sperm taste funny. well, i must leave for to eat my pannies for breaky. much love, Berry
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Name Berry Elizabeth Tinkle

Recipe Good news, Bungle. Only last night, which as Dateman would sure likely to know was...
Email wakemeupbeforeyourogo@ikillclowns.com
Name Big Hal

Recipe ...15 March 2003...
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Name Dateman

Recipe ... I had dinner at Terre a Terre, and the socca was back! In fact, it may never have left the menu, as I think it was on the lunch menu, but because we were there early for dinner we still had the option. It was billed as follows: Sodden Socca (vegan) - saffron, thyme and orange zest drenched deep fried chickpea and sesame socca, served with artichocke, griddled aubergine, red pepper, courgette and red onion, accompanied by muhammara. It was about the most delicious thing I've ever tasted, but to be honest it was nothing like a pancake - more like vegetarian falafel. Did have some (Aunt Jemima mix) pancakes for breakfast this morning, though, today being...
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Name Big Hal

Recipe ... Sunday 16 March 2003.
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Name Dateman

Recipe All righty then, my new grandson came into the big world today, March 17, 2003, at around 6:30 a.m. Alas, he has no name other than Rabbit at this moment. He weighs about as much as a stack o' blueberry cakes. Cute as a button, but of course, not as cute as his daddy.
Email wherewillitend@forever.org
Name whitey

Recipe er, yes, ok then. how about "kabbas noose"?
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Name Da Googlewhacker

Recipe An interesting site which, without being directly pancake-related (but then, nor is that of a certain singer-songwriter whose site we have all been visiting) but which may be of interest to pancake-lovers, is www.murrow.org.uk.
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Name Tinky Winky

Recipe Now, if i ever had to converse con mis hijos Illy J (harrison in a skirt) and my mother had to go out shopping with his brother (also my mother) on the way they fell into a hole titled kingofegypt.com, do i reallly have to tell u how to get into my hole? it's not that hard moron. Just dunk your head in and say cheese you peice of dog crap. So what if ur fat i don't really care . So back to the hole. ur jewish. tada
Email egyptian monkey 7
Name Georgifer Drury

Recipe greetlings, i am murrow upon tweed i am not with the eating of the pancakes because of in explanation with the fact of being a penguin-puffin. but i would be in recommendation with the murrowcake which i slurpy for my morning supper in everyday. its making uses the flour and eggs of pancake but with special murrow juice too so to make it with the bouncey. sempre m
Email murrowcake@murrow.org.uk
Name Murrow

Recipe frgbtftfeedy
Email gytu
Name shelly

Recipe So, has anyone found out why the fart DID not want to took big fat mama? I think it's time we finally got to the bottom of this.
Email huh?
Name Rootin' Tootin' Saginbustin' Mr Man